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How to Piss with Morning Wood (pg. 9)
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
:stongue: :stongue:
I go with the Strong Arm method. Sometimes that er is like steel and I have to force it downward. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
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I'm a strong arming kind of guy. |
We are all that is man! Yes, I am a strong-armer too.
I've just contacted the local university here to commission a study on the correlation between people who stand up to wipe and people who use the strong arm method. Three confirmed cases here.
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
pat pisses sitting down lol at first it was really weird and i'd make fun of him but now i'm used to it.
he doesn't do it all the time, but in the morning when he's half asleep, he sits to pee. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenkieee
I tend to do that too.. mostly when I'm still too sleepy to get going. I like to sit there for a minute or so. It's just more relaxing. |
:wtf:
What kind of punce sits down to piss? |
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| enydo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
What kind of punce sits down to piss? |
If I'm at my parent's house I do. Mom is a bit ocd about the dribbles. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by enydo
If I'm at my parent's house I do. Mom is a bit ocd about the dribbles. |
Wipe it up then :p |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by enydo
If I'm at my parent's house I do. Mom is a bit ocd about the dribbles. |
:wtf:
That's even worse. Did you not get taught how to piss into the toilet as a kid; one of those people who dribbles all over the floor?
If you're uncircumcised, pull back your foreskin to prevent snake tonguing. If you're circumcised then you have no excuse. |
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| enydo |
lol, I think you guys mistook what I meant. I didn't mean literally pissing on the floor, but you can't deny there tends to eventually be some buildup of some excess splashing... right?
I dunno, I was taught quite young to just sit to keep cleaner, just do it out of courtesy now.
At my own house I never sit to piss and it's pretty clean always, so whatever. |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by enydo
lol, I think you guys mistook what I meant. I didn't mean literally pissing on the floor, but you can't deny there tends to eventually be some buildup of some excess splashing... right? |
...no.
| quote: | Originally posted by enydo
At my own house I never to piss and it's pretty clean always, so whatever. |
Gotta love Freudian slips...or whatever that was. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by enydo
I never to piss |
What.
Edit: Beaten to it. Nice edit :p |
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| enydo |
bleh
Was just trying to make a comment, wasn't expecting to get laid into.
I piss good and hit bowl OK! :mad: |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by enydo
bleh
Was just trying to make a comment, wasn't expecting to get laid into.
I piss good and hit bowl OK! :mad: |
Hey, come on. You know how seriously Domesticated takes any and all toilet procedures. |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by enydo
bleh
Was just trying to make a comment, wasn't expecting to get laid into.
I piss good and hit bowl OK! :mad: |
Toilet habits.. srs bizness! |
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| Darkarbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
god i love morning wood. it's like a little toy on xmas morning.
"OOH!! WHATS THIS? IS THIS FOR ME? OH ITS NOT!? WELL IT IS NOW! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM" |
Dude I know. Chick's ing love it.
It's just like *oh he's still asleep... hmm he has a boner :gsmile:, wakes up boyfriend and gets on*
ing best way to wake up too. Have sortof done the same to a gf once, noticed she was ing wet as hell in her sleep so I woke her up at like 3am just to her (which she enjoyed, so fair enough).
| quote: | Originally posted by HardTranceProd
Does anyone else get a huge boner after a large meal, when you start feeling sleepy after lunch? |
Well, sometimes I regularly goto sleep during the afternoon for an hour or so which involves jacking off, so when I get that that's a habit I guess.
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
+1 on that
same during tests or exams
I get so tense all over and my vag gets tense and the little guy in the boat starts to throb. It's ridiculous. |
That was... explicit.
call me :gsmile:
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
It's really got nothing to do with you actually. It happens to every guy at random times, regardless of any partners that may or may not be present. |
Well probably not, but surely the smell/feeling of your partner being there has some effect. I always get a morning wood if I've slept with my partner the night before and I wake up next to her, and always stronger than the normal random ones too.
As for how to lose a boner, well the most surefire way is the cold. If it's a hot day maybe stick your dick in the fridge? |
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| Domesticated |
| 'The man in the boat.' :haha: |
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