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How to Piss with Morning Wood (pg. 11)
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| Halcyon+On+On |
I'm definitely a planker, but I angle my pelvis bback just a tad more so that it feels a bit more natural. It's really not a momentous problem for men - there are 2 valves going through the penis, one goes to the reproductive parts, one goes to the bladder, and a valve regulates which one of those is turned on - they can't both flow at once or at least they shouldn't, else everyone who gives you head is going to be a tad pissed (so to speak). But once you start pissing, the erection goes away because you've basically sent the signal that it's no longer sexy time, but time to expel waste. Least that's what Dr Drew says.  |
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| zoogla |
| not afraid of admitting i sit down to pee. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| HOMOOOOOOOOOO |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
not afraid of admitting i sit down to pee. |
ok, there's been a few people who have mentioned this now
is this only when you have morning wood, or is it all the time? again i only pee sitting down when i'm so high i can't concentrate on relaxing my urethra or whatever. |
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| zoogla |
all the time. much cleaner. i'm also different from most of you guys in that the shake is not sufficient to clean it up properly; i take wet toilet paper into the stall with me. quite the process.
i get compliments on how clean and fresh tasting it is during fellatio, though, so i guess it's worth it. |
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| Slylee |
| for pat it has to do with laziness i'm pretty sure. that's why he only seems to do it in the morning when he's half asleep. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I can envision fay walking into a public restroom and just taking a seat at one of the urinals. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
i'm also different from most of you guys in that the shake is not sufficient to clean it up properly; i take wet toilet paper into the stall with me. quite the process. |
What the , do you have a cloaca or something? :wtf: |
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| zoogla |
| lol i don't know what's more disturbing--the act or the fact that you're envisioning it |
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| Ania_xox |
Fufu, I told you that twat wipes are just as effective on the male member as they are on the twat.
Carry these babies around instead.
Toilet paper gets stringy and rips and you no doubt have TP residue on your frankfurter. |
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| zoogla |
| no TP residue because the post-wet, dry wipe takes care of that! ;) also, the residue mainly occurs while cleaning the button; the snake eye is too small to retain any TP residue anyway. |
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| Slylee |
| honestly, i cringe at the thought of guys sitting on a toilet with your packages just dangling around in the toilet bowl. i know it's not touching the water but still...it's pretty close. do you have any idea how many nasty germs are just floating around in there?:nervous: |
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