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How to Piss with Morning Wood (pg. 12)
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
all the time. much cleaner. i'm also different from most of you guys in that the shake is not sufficient to clean it up properly; i take wet toilet paper into the stall with me. quite the process.
i get compliments on how clean and fresh tasting it is during fellatio, though, so i guess it's worth it. |
ALL THE TIME!? :stongue: |
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| Protege |
| wow fun thread. I wish I could try the superman but where my toilet is its not possible. And the girly man is not really plausible since if you ever did get your boner below the seat it would probably piss out between the seat and the bowl. No bueno. |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
ALL THE TIME!? :stongue: |
I KNOW WTF!? :wtf: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| couch-potato |
Starting out with baby steps on this one - so I did the Lunge today. Looking forward to training my mind & body for the more advanced techniques!
Some of these look difficult though - if some could upload video tutorials I'll pass out +rep your way ;) |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
ok, there's been a few people who have mentioned this now
is this only when you have morning wood, or is it all the time? again i only pee sitting down when i'm so high i can't concentrate on relaxing my urethra or whatever. |
I generally sit if there's no urinal available. I don't know if it is a result of the epic potency of my stream or what, but standing to piss at a toilet entails getting a nice coating of piss-mist on the front of my legs/pants just above the bowl. Give the choice between that and sitting, I'll sit. On some toilets this phenomenon can be avoided by banking the stream off the interior side of the bowl at an angle, but because of the precision aim required this technique is not without risk and is best reserved for exigent circumstances. |
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| Paradox Lost |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
I generally sit if there's no urinal available. I don't know if it is a result of the epic potency of my stream or what, but standing to piss at a toilet entails getting a nice coating of piss-mist on the front of my legs/pants just above the bowl. |
I've made attempts at most encounters with a urinal to avoid urine splash-back; I'm beginning to think it can't be done.
However, I have had successful bouts when the person before me failed to flush, seeing as a decently sized puddle of urine gave the stream something of a soft cushion to gently flow into and decelerate, rather than mist back at me.
Those self-flushing urinals have made these less and less common, though. :mad: |
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| Darkarbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
:wtf:
Are we all talking about the same man in the boat?
Mine's a taut little pink pea.
wrinkley maybe with Stifler's mom... :gsmile: |
Pics or stfu.
I'm sorry, but it's come to this. |
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| zoogla |
| Thank you Arbiter and Paradox. Urine deflecting off the urinal and/or splash from the water is exactly why sitting is the most sanitary. The rest of you are dirty ing pigs. Especially bas. |
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| Fledz |
Science lesson time!
You know what smell is? It's tiny particles entering your nose, touching your receptors and then electrical impulses sent to your brain to register a "smell".
Therefore, if you can smell it, it's already in you and on you. That fine mist that you try so hard to avoid is already in the air before you've barely stepped into the toilet, let alone started peeing.
Luckily for us, humans have by far the best immune system out of any animal that has ever existed on this planet. You won't get sick because a normal persons immune system can deal with it.
Not to mention that most new urinals are designed to minimise splash back. Pissing into a toilet bowl produces virtually no splash back too. If you're constantly getting piss on your legs/pants, you're doing it wrong. |
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| zoogla |
ur still a dirty pig, fledz
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
Science lesson time!
You know what smell is? It's tiny particles entering your nose, touching your receptors and then electrical impulses sent to your brain to register a "smell".
Therefore, if you can smell it, it's already in you and on you. That fine mist that you try so hard to avoid is already in the air before you've barely stepped into the toilet, let alone started peeing.
Luckily for us, humans have by far the best immune system out of any animal that has ever existed on this planet. You won't get sick because a normal persons immune system can deal with it.
Not to mention that most new urinals are designed to minimise splash back. Pissing into a toilet bowl produces virtually no splash back too. If you're constantly getting piss on your legs/pants, you're doing it wrong. |
There's so much wrong with your misunderstood "science," I barely know where to begin.
Well first of all, when you smell "urine" what you are really smelling various gases produced from the urine, not than the urine itself. It's not remotely a mist of airborne urine wafting into your nostrils, so the entire premise of your harebrained theory is completely false. And even if that weren't the case, it certainly doesn't implicate the immune system--at least not if you're healthy--because in that case your urine is sterile.
Consequently, when you flush away the urine the gases are no longer being produced in the vincinity and they promptly dissipate. Of course, that doesn't work so well when the urine isn't entirely confined to the toilet bowl, which is, of course, the natural and proximate result of pissing while standing up. Indeed, I generally do not smell urine at all when I urinate precisely because I quickly remove the entirety of the source of the odor before enough gas has been produced to trigger my olfactory senses; when I do smell urine, it's at a public toilet where, thanks to the less hygenic practices of people like yourself, actual urine as opposed to gas alone has escaped the toilet bowl and continues to produce noxious odors until some poor janitor comes along and cleans up after you. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
I generally sit if there's no urinal available. I don't know if it is a result of the epic potency of my stream or what, but standing to piss at a toilet entails getting a nice coating of piss-mist on the front of my legs/pants just above the bowl. Give the choice between that and sitting, I'll sit. On some toilets this phenomenon can be avoided by banking the stream off the interior side of the bowl at an angle, but because of the precision aim required this technique is not without risk and is best reserved for exigent circumstances. |
YOU ARE NOT A MAN! |
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