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How to Piss with Morning Wood (pg. 5)
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| Frenkieee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
he doesn't do it all the time, but in the morning when he's half asleep, he sits to pee. |
I tend to do that too.. mostly when I'm still too sleepy to get going. I like to sit there for a minute or so. It's just more relaxing. |
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| Ania_xox |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
it's not just the morning... it tends to happen often after I've been sleeping and wake up, even in the afternoon. the worst is on airplanes; I'll sleep on a plane and wake up when we land, then it's time to stand up and get my luggage out of the overhead carrier :eek:
The more I try to psychologically talk it down, the less it listens. |
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wow that sucks
So what do you do in a situation like that? Think about math/carpet samples/Angela Lansbury? |
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| djhaziel |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
it's not just the morning... it tends to happen often after I've been sleeping and wake up, even in the afternoon. the worst is on airplanes; I'll sleep on a plane and wake up when we land, then it's time to stand up and get my luggage out of the overhead carrier :eek:
The more I try to psychologically talk it down, the less it listens. |
i hear ya man , the worst is when I'm at work, i am wearing scrubs all the time so that is so obvious ,
I have to manage somehow to twist it to the side of my underwear without anybody noticing it and also walk like a hunchback for a while until it comes down :p |
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| Slylee |
lol u get wood at work?
actually, i shouldnt even talk. i've gotten myself arroused mentally many times at work. if i had a penis, i would for sure have gotten a raging boner from the thoughts i have. |
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| Ania_xox |
+1 on that
same during tests or exams
I get so tense all over and my vag gets tense and the little guy in the boat starts to throb. It's ridiculous. |
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| boris_the_bear |
Strong Arm or the Girly Man. the last one mostly. you risk sprinkling all over the toilet seat if your piss stream isn't perfectly linear. sometimes it just comes out in several small streams which are very hard to aim at the right direction.
p.s. someone should make a funny chop with these pictures ;) |
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| woscar |
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Strong-arm planker here. |
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| simplcake |
| quote: | Originally posted by boris_the_bear
Strong Arm or the Girly Man. the last one mostly. you risk sprinkling all over the toilet seat if your piss stream isn't perfectly linear. sometimes it just comes out in several small streams which are very hard to aim at the right direction.
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+1 if i use strong arm piss comes out in 2 streams, which i think is awesome unless it doesnt go in to the bowl.
im a plank kinda guy most of the time |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by boris_the_bear
Strong Arm or the Girly Man. the last one mostly. you risk sprinkling all over the toilet seat if your piss stream isn't perfectly linear. sometimes it just comes out in several small streams which are very hard to aim at the right direction.
p.s. someone should make a funny chop with these pictures ;) |
Even with perfect linearity, I often take splash damage. My general view is that it's not worth the risk unless I'm in a big hurry, so bring on the girly man. |
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| TranceOwnsLol |
| wait, now that I think about it I just piss normally with a bit of strong arm but stand really far away from the toilet. |
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| Cloudburst |
| I can't do Girly Man with a hard on, my dick hits the wall of the toilet. I need to first to a Strong Arm then sit down, holding the dick down. :o |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
you know, women have a hard time peeing after sex/while aroused too:o |
Have you pinched a hose while it's running? Yeah it's kinda like that. |
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