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Friday 271: Post, You Mofos! (pg. 10)
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Bull.
Start with a Kumite with all of the Teddy Bears in the house and slowly work your way up to larger and more aggressive opponents.
Also suggest Testogel and dick pills. Big fan of both, personally. Throw your old lady a hard grunt bone and remind her who is boss.
Go to work in a pink shirt and just stink eye all the hillbillies giving you suss.
The possibilities are endless. Reach for the lasers. Safe as ! |
The wife and I have been a thing for 17 years this summer. For the first few years of marriage, when the girls were still young (they wre 2 and 6 when we married, and are 18 and 23, now), I would still at least go on annual family vacations. I think 2010, maybe, was the last year I went on a vacation with them (we went to St. Augustine FL that time). Now, the wife can just simply mention traveling/a vacation, and I'm hyperventilating in the next room, thinking about traffic and a horrific death in a car because of the lack of control I have over every other variable on the road. It's a messs. |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by JEO
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Exactly. I wish I knew a/the solution. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
The wife and I have been a thing for 17 years this summer. For the first few years of marriage, when the girls were still young (they wre 2 and 6 when we married, and are 18 and 23, now), I would still at least go on annual family vacations. I think 2010, maybe, was the last year I went on a vacation with them (we went to St. Augustine FL that time). Now, the wife can just simply mention traveling/a vacation, and I'm hyperventilating in the next room, thinking about traffic and a horrific death in a car because of the lack of control I have over every other variable on the road. It's a messs. |
Go in the forest and kill something. Preferably an animal. Hunting is also a way to quit being gay and deal with anxiety. I assume you own a gun, right? |
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| Zoso |
| Oh yes, we own firearms. To attempt to do so otherwise in the southeastern US will get you evicted. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
[unjerk]I'm serious about the hunting and the anxiety. I had a bit of anxiety issues when I first got back (my life got flipped turned upsidedown, reverse culture shock after being gone for a long time, quitting booze and vices (without valium, benzos, and so on), and well, those 24 hour lights and consequences last a bit longer). My uncle told me to go hunting. I've hunted in the past, but not really hunted in this sense. Before, it was always with a group, followed by partying, "we got our meat, let's go get ed." This time I went by myself, for 3 days. Phone turned off. Alone, the woods are like ASMR (I know, gay), you get that feeling of fending for yourself for real without creature comforts. You can scream and be a dick if you like. You can run around with your out blasting trees if you want. Just you. And if you don't feel relaxed and more of a man after killing your own food and just living outside, completely disconnected...nothing will ever make you feel like that. Try it. I'm serious. You'll be like, "how can all of this stupid bull work me up, when i can survive."[/unjerk}
Cor answer: don't shoot the nigger in the vitals, I know a guy. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
Exactly. I wish I knew a/the solution. |
CBT dude. |
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| Zoso |
| Thank you for the suggestions, Jay and JP. :) |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| Post a pic of your next dump as thanks. You can tell a lot about a man by his bowel movements. |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Post a pic of your next dump as thanks. You can tell a lot about a man by his bowel movements. |
What if you OD on kratom powder daily for chronic back pain and then take stool softeners to counteract that? Does that invalid the "results," I guess? |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
Never taken Kratom.
Back pain? See a doc first to make sure it isn't something serious. If it isn't, stretch (real stretching, not gay touch your toes thrice then sit back down stretching) everyday for at least 15 minutes (your whole body will feel better). Exercise hurts, but hurts good too. I have lower back pain sometimes just because I'm pretty tall. When it gets jammed up, I stretch, then go shoot free throws (both hands) with full body extension (think taking them more slowly and stretching on release to hold your pose. Similar to yoga except less boring lol.) Take more interest in your health. Bad diet (I'm guessing you have that due to location:p) and over-consumption of alcohol adds to how ty your body feels imo. Sit less.
The age difference between us isn't that big. Ask your doc about testosterone gel. It is truly the best thing ever. Your body recuperates a hell of a lot better, and you simply feel great and have more energy. Are you going to the Olympics? No. If your doc prescribes it, insurance covers it (at least for me). I'm in the best shape I've been in at least 10 years. Bitch when you are 60, not 43. |
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| Zoso |
I've hurt literally 24/7 every day for over 5 years, now. The best way I can describe it is this: imagine someone dug a meat hook into your spine, right between your shoulder blades. Then they twist it into your spine, muscle, and nerves and pull it to the right, hooking it under your scapula.
I've had x-rays, and I've had MRIs. I went to a sports medicine place with the doctors' Mayo Clinic degrees on the wall, and letters of thank you from former Navy SEALs and TN Titans football players. I was told, "we can't see anything, so we can't help you."
I do not have the finances to keep chasing it with no results. Hell, my wife completed her chemo and radiation for lymphoma over a year ago, and, as I like to joke, we are still "paying for cancer".
The only thing that helps are a subclass of opiates, specifically hydrocodone or oxycodone. And you can't get those, even if you are dying, now. Kratom can bind to the same receptors and block some pain, so it's that or nothing.
Once we finishing "paying for cancer" and my wife's spinal fusion from last year, I might try to find someone to treat this. But we cannot afford both, unfortunately. Greatest nation on earth, my friend.
EDIT: until the last 5 years, I was running 2 5kms a week and lifting free weights 5 days a week. I ate a very clean diet, and I was in the best shape of my life. Now I can't even lean all the way back in my office chair. Feels like someone set my entire latissimus dorsi on fire. |
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