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Friday Thread I Dunno: Oh nm It's 273 (pg. 5)
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| Zoso |
| :stongue: I can see the looks of confused outrage and terror now, followed by trembling hands and lips, ready to phone DCS. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| Bored moms are easy to get squawking like a flock of geese. They're women, so they will turn on each other every moment lol. |
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| Zoso |
| A lady that used to work at the bank ran into another coworker in some department store one day. She had her child with her, and the coworker remarked at how well behaved the child was. When asked how she did it, the lady replied, "It's one, simple motion" as she extended a perfect backhand. Coworker was in a state of shock n awe. 'em and feed 'em fish heads if they can't take what may be a joke. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
LOL, no alt. OG me since 2006, baby. |
That sounds just like something an alt would say :o |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
Okay, moar short story time: same ty single-wide trailer, and one of the OG gamers that lived there. He had a GMC Jimmy (hat tip to Jay) with Super Swamper mud tires. Damn thing would go nearly anywhere. Well, he had been MIA for a few days, and I could not track the er down (no cell phones then, and I still don't own one). I finally just drove up there to see if he was, in fact alive. I pulled up and noticed a huge, deep set of ruts in the front yard (which was really a steep ass hill). The ruts ran all the way from the bottom of the yard/hill to the top, then just stopped. When I pulled around back where the door was, there was also mud on the outside of the door...and then the inside, too. I knocked, but no answer. I turned the knob, and it was unlocked, which was not unusual. I yelled inside...no answer, but lights were on. I walked back to the "computer room" and found the home owner/gamer guy passed out in a big ass leather chair he used for his PC/gaming chair. He had an almost empty bottle of beer in one hand, and an almost finished bowl of cereal and milk in the other. He was sound asleep.
A couple of days later, the story emerged: he had been getting free 80mg Oxies from a guy with "stomach cancer" (guy is still alive, cancer free and always was). So he'd been up tweaking on those for days...then to come down started smoking, drinking, and eating ye olde purple footballs. He came home and something was acting up on the Jimmy, so in a fit of Oxy/Xanax rage, he had put the Jimmy in 4 low and tore the yard all to hell, and slung mud onto the inside and outside of the door, gone inside with the munchies and had a beer and some cereal, then finally just passed out. I'm kind of surprised he lived. |
I just don't understand prescription pill popping. Gimme the real ! |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
That sounds just like something an alt would say :o |
Would an alt LOVE Foster's Oil Cans? |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
I just don't understand prescription pill popping. Gimme the real ! |
I guess you abuse what you can get. *insert Russell Crowe/Gladiator Are You Not Entertained? .gif* |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
Would an alt LOVE Foster's Oil Cans? |
Ok, that's fair :haha: |
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| planetaryplayer |
| What’s wrong with fisters |
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| Sushipunk |
| Absolutely nothing, my good man/shark :gsmile: |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| You forgot to say it is Saturday. |
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