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Your first time sex (pg. 4)
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by USMC_Greg
You did the mercenary pos? You are a l337 first time s3x0rz. Most people only know the missionary position
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BWAHAHAHA!
My first time was awkward as feck. Me and this girl were dating for like a week and we were both hammered, and figured it was a good idea, and it was just a disaster. Needless to say it got better though.
Kid: 'It hurts when I .. '(dances around)
Van: 'Dance?'
Kid: 'No, pee.'
Van: 'Oh, so you hooked up with a burner, didn't you? Looked clean, said it was her first time? Take some advice. Next time, don't be a fool, wrap your tool.'
Good one on the Van Wilder reference ;) |
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| JM |
| quote: | Originally posted by beema
if you aren't a fratty boy who likes to get drunk at filthy parties every night, you wont get laid. |
interesting heh? seems like it just goes that way. i ilive n apartment buildings near frats and sororities (next door practically;)) ....been to some frat parties myself, TONS of girls would come, drink the free beer, give up the , then leave...
i've seen soooooooo many girls put up with frat boys' , i feel sorry for them...o well....
but yeah...not all frat boyz get laid either;)
and as for the "filthy" parties, you can say that again! some of those frats are so NAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTY!!!!!! UGH!
>JM< |
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| UWM |
*in a fraternity*
*not filthy* |
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| Solstice |
LOL @ the guy who took his women in the "mercenary position"!. I believe thats called prostitution :)
yeh anyways, just like the other guys said the first time will be very awkward, and seemingly much more emotional for the girl. Just make sure you go easy , cos its not very enjoyable for her the first time.
hope it helps. |
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| waXology |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Kid: 'It hurts when I .. '(dances around)
Van: 'Dance?'
Kid: 'No, pee.'
Van: 'Oh, so you hooked up with a burner, didn't you? Looked clean, said it was her first time? Take some advice. Next time, don't be a fool, wrap your tool.'
Good one on the Van Wilder reference ;) |
Man van alwasy comes up with the goods! he is god! lol
my first time was actually ok, friedns parents went away for a week! so had a whole house and a spare bedroom, we'd only been going out for a week and 2 days but it felt right, wasnt to awkward except she was the first person to see me naked besides my parents. so it was werid! but i didnt think i would last long but i went for a bit so it was ok, we went out for 2 years. and it was the first tiem for both of us |
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| Rhythm |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
If you're still in college, just go around campus with a sign on your back "I am a virgin"
chicks will like fight for you. |
lolol :haha: :happy2: :disbelief |
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| icedale |
You think that'd work?:tongue2
hmmmmmmm!!!:p
I'll have it written with glowing letters:tongue2 |
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| RenderedDream |
| i'll have it with lights! :disbelief |
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| Rememberence_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by USMC_Greg
You did the mercenary pos? You are a l337 first time s3x0rz. Most people only know the missionary position
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LMFAO!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| DaveSaenz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Endlesswave
My opinion is it's just something to finally experience, sick of waiting for it to happen. Being in a situation that things are developed by circumstance and not by choice sucks ass but life goes on... |
Pray to Jebus. ;)
I love your sig BTW! |
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| Rememberence_ |
oh yeah, about my first time:
It wasn't till I was 18... she was 21 and very experienced... we were both scattered after a party, back at her place. It was nothing special apart from the fact that she was popping my cherry. I didn't even cum! Partly cos I was scattered and partly cos I think I have a complicated sexuality so regular sex isn't as great a turn on as it is for most people. That was good though, she saw this hurdle as a challange and made things more interesting over the next 3 weeks (Before the night I went home with her I'd only talked to her for about 5 minutes and exchanged numbers), then I moved country.
summary: first time was nothing special except it was a bit of a milestone... then things got fun :) |
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| Furel |
| I have some friends who are older than me. And one day they were like: man, youve never had sex? Youre gonna do it today... So, one of them was home alone, so they called a hooker. She was DAMN UGLY wich made me get even more scared. It was horrible cause she was just that ugly. Now I laugh about it, but I was scared. And I dont like hookers anymore. Its a trauma. :nervous: :nervous: |
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