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The wierdest things happen to me... (pg. 10)
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
All of her stories mention drugs or alcohol.
Not enough sex. :whip: :whip: :whip: |
HAHA. Sure, most of my stories mention drugs or alcohol. So what? I like to have the occasional "party party party" weekend, and I DO like to drink regularly. SO?
And as for not enough sex, did you read the Nipple Debacle? I just like telling funny stories, I'm not trying to fufil your need for reading about other's sexual expolits on the internet. For that, you should try: Literotica |
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| UWM |
Rawk, Jiffy is back!
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Rawk, Jiffy is back!
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Heh. Yes I am. So kiddies, what kind of story would you like to hear next?
Or, do YOU want to tell ME a story? |
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| UWM |
| I'm trying to think of a story I'm not ashamed of to put on here :) |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
HAHA. Sure, most of my stories mention drugs or alcohol. So what? I like to have the occasional "party party party" weekend, and I DO like to drink regularly. SO?
And as for not enough sex, did you read the Nipple Debacle? I just like telling funny stories, I'm not trying to fufil your need for reading about other's sexual expolits on the internet. For that, you should try: Literotica |
I think we need a pic to assess how your nipple is healing.
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I'm trying to think of a story I'm not ashamed of to put on here :) |
HAHA. I'm curious as to what you'd be ashamed of. Dumbass stuff happens to me so often, and I've got the crappiest luck, I'm never too ashamed of these crazy things that happen to me. I mean, it was obviously written in my stars for my life to take all of these twists and turns and loopty loops. Kinda like a rollercoaster.
So now, anytime anything unlucky or bad happens to me, I don't let it upset me. I just say, "oh well", and laugh it off.
If you spend your life letting all of life's little downfalls getting you down, you've done yourself a great injustice. |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
I think we need a pic to assess how your nipple is healing.
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) |
Your thought process on THAT particular matter is quite flawed. You will NOT be seeing pictures of my nipples anytime soon. |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
HAHA. I'm curious as to what you'd be ashamed of. Dumbass stuff happens to me so often, and I've got the crappiest luck, I'm never too ashamed of these crazy things that happen to me. I mean, it was obviously written in my stars for my life to take all of these twists and turns and loopty loops. Kinda like a rollercoaster.
So now, anytime anything unlucky or bad happens to me, I don't let it upset me. I just say, "oh well", and laugh it off.
If you spend your life letting all of life's little downfalls getting you down, you've done yourself a great injustice. |
That's a very healthy attitute. Life's too short to think otherwise... |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
HAHA. I'm curious as to what you'd be ashamed of. Dumbass stuff happens to me so often, and I've got the crappiest luck, I'm never too ashamed of these crazy things that happen to me. I mean, it was obviously written in my stars for my life to take all of these twists and turns and loopty loops. Kinda like a rollercoaster.
So now, anytime anything unlucky or bad happens to me, I don't let it upset me. I just say, "oh well", and laugh it off.
If you spend your life letting all of life's little downfalls getting you down, you've done yourself a great injustice. |
All of my stories are either stupid or involve tales of ridiculous ed-uped-ness and stupid antics. I'm trying to bridge the gap and find something in the middle that's not too embarrassing. |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Your thought process on THAT particular matter is quite flawed. You will NOT be seeing pictures of my nipples anytime soon. |
You want us to post stories, but as the Chinese say, pictures tell a thousand words. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
You want us to post stories, but as the Chinese say, pictures tell a thousand words. |
Here is a picture of someone (me, in the blue) who had been up for 2 days and was somehow running on alcohol and amphetamines.
Wheee! |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
For that, you should try: Literotica |
I don't want a Largerotica, I want a literotica.
hehehe,
and ha--ha at you if you haven't memorize supertroopers. |
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