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The wierdest things happen to me... (pg. 3)
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| Jiffy |
How many of you have had multiple tire blowouts. At the same time?
I have had more than a few, and they've always happened at the most inopportune times.
**rollin', peakin', driving through a highway that runs through DFW Airport. I got to the toll booth thingys and freaked out, ran over the curb and got 2 flat tires. In my ex boyfriends car. That I had borrowed from him that night. Because I had wrecked my car the night before.
Oh, and I was so shaken up (and ed up) I couldn't figure out hwo to open the trunk to get my spare tires (yes, the ex put an extra donut in there when I borrowed it). I had to walk into the toll office and ask for help. I couldn't believe it.
**Once, when going to meet "my guy" to get an 8 of white, I hit something, and did it again. 2 flats. He just laughed, and changed my tires for me.
**About a month later, drunk, going to meet the same 'my guy' in the parking lot @ the titty bar he was at, I hit a curb right as I was about to turn in. He heard it. He just shook his head, gave the valet a 20, and asked him to take care of the tire for me. I got my schtuff.. and he went back inside.
(Jiffy note- I do not condone driving while under the influence, I have done it, and have been lucky enough to live through it. I am just thankful that I never hurt myself, or anyone else. I get a get a ride, or cab it now. With luck like mine, I was just BEGGING for trouble) |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Hey gramps, why dont you roll your ass in your wheelchair away from the computer, and into the a freeway where it belongs. What the world definately needs less of is 40 year old perverts creeping around the internet searching for the the young and nubile like a crazed serial pedophile in a taiwanese nike sweat shop. |
Yep.
I'm actually 40.
I just dripped ketchup on my wife beater again. |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Darling, you have NO idea how many stories I have. If mine are so bad, why don't you entertain us with one of your own!
Let's play nice, because internet Quarrelling makes my fingers ache.
*kiss* |
*grin's wickedly* |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Hey gramps, why dont you roll your ass in your wheelchair away from the computer, and into the a freeway where it belongs. What the world definately needs less of is 40 year old perverts creeping around the internet searching for the the young and nubile like a crazed serial pedophile in a taiwanese nike sweat shop. |
So, I guess I get it. This is what you do, huh? Just sit around on the internet and flex your e-muscles and act e-tough?
wanna cyber?
lame-o |
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| Rodrico |
| Atleast I dont lock myself out of my house like a twit. |
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| UWM |
Can you keep acting like an ass so I can suspend you already?
I guess that counts as a warning. |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Atleast I dont lock myself out of my house like a twit. |
Um. You'd be alot more entertaining if you did, because then you could tell funny stories instead of being an ass. |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Can you keep acting like an ass so I can suspend you already?
I guess that counts as a warning. |
I'm here all night! the TTA knows! whats the warning for big man? |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
I'm here all night! the TTA knows! whats the warning for big man? |
For being a shameless troll and a prick in general in basically every thread. |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Um. You'd be alot more entertaining if you did, because then you could tell funny stories instead of being an ass. |
Were you so offended by the painkiller's comment? lol, I hope you know im loving this... |
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| torontotrance |
UWM can do it...he is a mod...like me
and you received an official warning. |
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