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The wierdest things happen to me... (pg. 6)
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| Tranc3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Okay. You people are killin me. I'm a CHICK. |
Maybe in your sig you should add "That's me in the picture" |
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| SuckUpMySenses |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Well, it looks like someone is WAY more ed up than I am tonight.
Sweet dreams, mamacita. Your brain will hate you in the morning. |
hahahaaa.. im just joshing you.. On the contrary, I am sober.. You are a witty character.. |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuckUpMySenses
hahahaaa.. im just joshing you.. On the contrary, I am sober.. You are a witty character.. |
Why thank you.
I AM an itty bit pretty, but I'm OH so witty. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Why thank you.
I AM an itty bit pretty, but I'm OH so witty. |
is your tongue permanently stuck out like that???///
lmao, every pic I can rememebr of you (which means those two in your sig) your stickin your tongue out.
nothign wrong with that, im sure some guys would think that was sexah. |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
is your tongue permanently stuck out like that???///
lmao, every pic I can rememebr of you (which means those two in your sig) your stickin your tongue out.
nothign wrong with that, im sure some guys would think that was sexah. |
Dude, I don't understand it. I have SOOOO many pics with my tongue stuck out. I mean, I can tend to be a bit loud and boisterous, and when the cameras come out at parties, it's not uncommon for me to show some flesh. Tongue flesh, that is.
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| SuckUpMySenses |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Why thank you.
I AM an itty bit pretty, but I'm OH so witty. |
and now your declaring change of sex, so you have titty ?
Hey.. your mocking my pictures !!! Take the sunglasses off that marilyn monroe pin up... we look like siamese puppies :eek: |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Dude, I don't understand it. I have SOOOO many pics with my tongue stuck out. I mean, I can tend to be a bit loud and boisterous, and when the cameras come out at parties, it's not uncommon for me to show some flesh. Tongue flesh, that is.
hehe |
I was gonna say something witty and funny like you should tatoo a picture of your lower teeth and lower lip on your tongue, but then I realised, thats not funny or witty.
mission failed, pulling out. |
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| Jiffy |
Okay, you folks.
That is absolutely ENOUGH deviation from my wacky adventures. I'll tell you one more tonight.
Now, this tale is not for the faint of heart. I think it's funny as hell, but some people just hate to hear about these types of things.
The Nipple Ordeal
Okay. SO, this was like a Tuesday night, or so. I was at home, drinking some cold beers and I got a craving. The ONLY thing that could quinch my desire was.... INK. I wanted another tat. SOOOOO, my drunkass heads on down to the local Tattoo Parlor. Mr. Tattoo man wouldn't ink me. He told me to come back tomorrow. FAT CHANCE. I already knew what I wanted.
(background, one of my best friends died 2 years ago- colon cancer, so, it was a tribal design with his initals in it)
SCREW HIM.
So, I went to the next inking establishment. AHHHHH, HELLO again! (I had just gotten my tongue pierced there- for the 3rd freaking time... I talk so much, my jewelry always fell out). SURE< we can ink ya, but it'll be a wait.
Well, after about 30 minutes, I was pretty freakin bored. I inquired as to whether they did nipple piercings, and asked the price. He told me. I said, "Okay, let's go."
Okay. It hurt like - YEEEHAAAAA OUCH- but, it wasn't that bad. I was kinda loud, but I was laughing. When I came out of the room, I got a round of applause from the patrons. Yes. I'm always entertaining.
So, I sat back down, with my throbbing, bleeding nipples. Remember, I was drunk. The piercer kinda picked up on that after he pierced me... but didn't care.
So, Inking time. Got it. Love it. (The tat isn't raelly part of the story, I'll skip it)
Month or so later. I'm LOVING these things. Very nice.
Well, one evening, I was out with a male friend, and we went back to his place, to "hang out". Well, what ended up happenening, was, (trying to keep it g-rated for the kiddies doing their homework)...
Things were starting to happen, and then... oh hell. His watch got caught on my right nipple ring, and he jerked it out. Yep. My nipple ring was brutally removed from my body. I freaked. I was like.. um, I gotta go. NOW. He didn't even realize what he did. I showed him, and he turned pale.
So, my first thought is to go to the place where I got them pierced, and have them look at it.
Here I am, girl, drunk, messy hair, running into a place of business at like midnight, during the middle of the week, clutching her chest, and wearing a bloody shirt.
THE GUY THOUGHT I HAD BEEN SHOT!
hahahahaha. I said no, but "I need to get my tit fixed man. I'm scared to look, so tell me how bad it is, and if you can fix it"
He looks, and he advised me to seek medical attention.
Next day, I ask the boss for time off to go see the doctor. he asks why, and I asked him if he really wanted to know. He decided against it.
Doctors office. They decide just to clean the wound and tape my nipple back together. But, would I mind if ALL OF THE FREAKIN INTERNS CAME IN AND WATCHED, AS THIS IS A VERY RARE INJURY?
So, here I am, hungover, shirtless, lying down on one of those uncomfortable paper-covered dr. office beds. With a broken nipple.
I just laughed. They asked what was so funny, and I said, "this is my life. gotta love it"
Nips fine, and so am I. |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuckUpMySenses
and now your declaring change of sex, so you have titty ?
Hey.. your mocking my pictures !!! Take the sunglasses off that marilyn monroe pin up... we look like siamese puppies :eek: |
It's not mocking, darling. It's called a homage. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Okay, you folks.
That is absolutely ENOUGH deviation from my wacky adventures. I'll tell you one more tonight.
Now, this tale is not for the faint of heart. I think it's funny as hell, but some people just hate to hear about these types of things.
The Nipple Ordeal
Okay. SO, this was like a Tuesday night, or so. I was at home, drinking some cold beers and I got a craving. The ONLY thing that could quinch my desire was.... INK. I wanted another tat. SOOOOO, my drunkass heads on down to the local Tattoo Parlor. Mr. Tattoo man wouldn't ink me. He told me to come back tomorrow. FAT CHANCE. I already knew what I wanted.
(background, one of my best friends died 2 years ago- colon cancer, so, it was a tribal design with his initals in it)
SCREW HIM.
So, I went to the next inking establishment. AHHHHH, HELLO again! (I had just gotten my tongue pierced there- for the 3rd freaking time... I talk so much, my jewelry always fell out). SURE< we can ink ya, but it'll be a wait.
Well, after about 30 minutes, I was pretty freakin bored. I inquired as to whether they did nipple piercings, and asked the price. He told me. I said, "Okay, let's go."
Okay. It hurt like - YEEEHAAAAA OUCH- but, it wasn't that bad. I was kinda loud, but I was laughing. When I came out of the room, I got a round of applause from the patrons. Yes. I'm always entertaining.
So, I sat back down, with my throbbing, bleeding nipples. Remember, I was drunk. The piercer kinda picked up on that after he pierced me... but didn't care.
So, Inking time. Got it. Love it. (The tat isn't raelly part of the story, I'll skip it)
Month or so later. I'm LOVING these things. Very nice.
Well, one evening, I was out with a male friend, and we went back to his place, to "hang out". Well, what ended up happenening, was, (trying to keep it g-rated for the kiddies doing their homework)...
Things were starting to happen, and then... oh hell. His watch got caught on my right nipple ring, and he jerked it out. Yep. My nipple ring was brutally removed from my body. I freaked. I was like.. um, I gotta go. NOW. He didn't even realize what he did. I showed him, and he turned pale.
So, my first thought is to go to the place where I got them pierced, and have them look at it.
Here I am, girl, drunk, messy hair, running into a place of business at like midnight, during the middle of the week, clutching her chest, and wearing a bloody shirt.
THE GUY THOUGHT I HAD BEEN SHOT!
hahahahaha. I said no, but "I need to get my tit fixed man. I'm scared to look, so tell me how bad it is, and if you can fix it"
He looks, and he advised me to seek medical attention.
Next day, I ask the boss for time off to go see the doctor. he asks why, and I asked him if he really wanted to know. He decided against it.
Doctors office. They decide just to clean the wound and tape my nipple back together. But, would I mind if ALL OF THE FREAKIN INTERNS CAME IN AND WATCHED, AS THIS IS A VERY RARE INJURY?
So, here I am, hungover, shirtless, lying down on one of those uncomfortable paper-covered dr. office beds. With a broken nipple.
I just laughed. They asked what was so funny, and I said, "this is my life. gotta love it"
Nips fine, and so am I. |
so I guess the moral of the story is that nipples can grow back. |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
so I guess the moral of the story is that nipples can grow back. |
Actually, they can. Your nipple can be ripped off your body, and your body will regenerate another one.
My nipple, though, was not ripped off. Only sliced, by the jewelry being ripped out. I guess because of how quickly it was pulled. I donno.
So, now only one nip is pierced, and the whole debacle solidified my decision on an intimate piercing. Not no. Not hell no. but HELL NO!@ |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Actually, they can. Your nipple can be ripped off your body, and your body will regenerate another one.
My nipple, though, was not ripped off. Only sliced, by the jewelry being ripped out. I guess because of how quickly it was pulled. I donno.
So, now only one nip is pierced, and the whole debacle solidified my decision on an intimate piercing. Not no. Not hell no. but HELL NO!@ |
usually at this juncture I woudl demand photographic evidence. However being the faithful guy I am to my intarweb girlfriend, I will not.
Feel lucky, cause I know some wicked psych mind tricks that work very well for getting pictars:wtf: but none will be used anymore. |
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