|
The wierdest things happen to me... (pg. 8)
|
View this Thread in Original format
| getfoul |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Honey, please. Wicked psych mind tricks? Okay, maybe on some little young thing, that knows NOTHING of the ways of the world.
I, on the other hand, am very aware of the methods men and women use to get what they want.
|
Are you going to include the fact that you are 2x years old and have experieced everything so you are an expert? You seem to have mentioned it in everyother post you have made in the COR. |
|
|
| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by getfoul
Are you going to include the fact that you are 2x years old and have experieced everything so you are an expert? You seem to have mentioned it in everyother post you have made in the COR. |
hahahahaha.
Right on.
Dude, lighten up. I'm having fun over here. I never said I was an expert... only offered my insight to issues that were brought up. I never tried to come across as superior or whatever.
I've just been ing faded, and have enjoyed myself. But, if it will make you happy:
Just for YOU:
I would like to include the fact that I am a 28 year old chick that has experienced EVERYTHING that this wonderful life has to offer. If you'd like to know anything about ANYTHING, just let me know.
I'm so ed up, I'll probably have an answer for you.
:) |
|
|
| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by getfoul
I've been pulled over more then anyone i know, and i have gotten out of more stops then anyone i know. I attract police officers. Its gotten to the point where i have actually recognized a cop on the show "Cops". I have only been pulled over 3 times in the apast year though. So my grand total stands at 23 with 1 ticket on my record. |
I want to know what you said to sweet talk your way out of 22 tickets. |
|
|
| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
I want to know what you said to sweet talk your way out of 22 tickets. |
I wouln't say he was sweet 'talking' to get out of them tickets....if ya know what I mean...ah hehehe, and I think you do. |
|
|
| getfoul |
i've used, wisdom teeth taken out. My second gear tops out at 55. I have to get friend home for curfew. My friend called me up at 2 AM to get him some gas because he ran out on the freeway. I have to work int he morning. I am on my way to take the SAT's. I ran from a cop then jumped in my trunk once.
In another instance the officer asked if i had $156 in my pocket to pay the ticket, i said no, he said then slow down and left.
i have a few more that willl come to me with time. Basically if you can convince them that you werent doing anything bad, and you are in dire need of being somewhere important, or you were doing a good deed. ahh hell just be nice. |
|
|
| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
I wouln't say he was sweet 'talking' to get out of them tickets....if ya know what I mean...ah hehehe, and I think you do. |
hahaha, doll... Didn't you know that I am a 28 year old that knows everything about everything? |
|
|
| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by getfoul
ahh hell just be nice. |
That's the thing, though. I'M ALWAYS nice. Well, except for the time that I got arrested and my dog was in the car with me. They made me ride to the pound while they took her, and they told me that she was going to be put to sleep.
I wasn't very nice then. I might have called him an ugly name. Or three.
I think the next time I get caught speeding (which, I'm hoping won't happen. I'm re-training the leadfoot) I'm going to try the "I've gotta poop" line. Hey, it can't hurt. If nothing else, maybe they'll write the ticket faster. |
|
|
| getfoul |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
That's the thing, though. I'M ALWAYS nice. Well, except for the time that I got arrested and my dog was in the car with me. They made me ride to the pound while they took her, and they told me that she was going to be put to sleep.
I wasn't very nice then. I might have called him an ugly name. Or three.
I think the next time I get caught speeding (which, I'm hoping won't happen. I'm re-training the leadfoot) I'm going to try the "I've gotta poop" line. Hey, it can't hurt. If nothing else, maybe they'll write the ticket faster. |
the pee/poop line doesnt work my friend used it and the cop made him get out and pee right then and there. A really good one is talk about how you just broke up with your girlfriend *or in your case boyfriend. orrrr well you never know* and you are in a really bad mood. Or talk about how you need to get to the store because you are out of *items* and it is that time. A guy will instantly let you go. |
|
|
| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by getfoul
the pee/poop line doesnt work my friend used it and the cop made him get out and pee right then and there. |
hahahha. Well, I've always wanted to use the poo excuse. First, it'd be funny to see the look on their face, and secondly, I have ulcerative colitis, and I'd just start rambling off information about my condition.
I've never cried to a cop to try to get out of a ticket. I've always done the "yes sir" "no sir" whatever you say, sir". I guess maybe it's because I was not gettign caught for other things, like hiding my to go margarita in my console, or them not smelling any beer.
I'm really not complaining too much, because I've been very lucky.
Lucky in the sense that I don't have any driving while intox. charges, and that I've never been in a wreck that could have hurt myself or others because of intoxication.
I have so much bad luck, I'll take good luck in almost any form. |
|
|
| Vivid Boy |
| wow i think rod is trying to dethrone me and take my title as TA drama king..i guess im not alone all my friends are like this :) |
|
|
| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
I would like to include the fact that I am a 28 year old chick that has experienced EVERYTHING that this wonderful life has to offer. If you'd like to know anything about ANYTHING, just let me know.
I'm so ed up, I'll probably have an answer for you.
:) |
Alright, let us speak about how you sucked penis for coke, taking it up the poop shoot, tossing salads, and 20 man gangbangs, how has all this affected your life, for the best or for the worse? Everything right? lets start with the nitty gritty first, those stories are fun.
Eric, I shall not dethrone you, its like Goodfella's we stick togetha and kill everyone else..ofcourse we die in the end though.. |
|
|
| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Alright, let us speak about how you sucked penis for coke, taking it up the poop shoot, tossing salads, and 20 man gangbangs, how has all this affected your life, for the best or for the worse? Everything right? lets start with the nitty gritty first, those stories are fun.
Eric, I shall not dethrone you, its like Goodfella's we stick togetha and kill everyone else..ofcourse we die in the end though.. |
Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you? Silly boy.
Go drink your milk and eat your cookies, it'll be bedtime soon! Little boys need all the rest they can get, so they can grow up to be big, strong men. |
|
|
|
|
