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The wierdest things happen to me... (pg. 2)
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Jiffy what've you gotten yourself into today?
Are you sure that you actually left your house and got locked out, or was it all in your mind?
:stongue:
Us and our antics are going to get along JUST fine. |
Yes. I walked outside, the door slammed and somehow it made the damn lock flip up into the thing. It's happened once before, but not when everything else was locked.
Dude, you should have seen me when I tried to come back in. I wish I could have seen MYSELF. It took about a minute for what happened to actually register. You probably could have heard the gears getting going in my ole noggin.
I called my dad after I got back in the house. He asked me if I had lost my mind, because you can't lock yourself out w/o a key... but then, you're not locked out. When I explained he just said, "only you, kid. only you" |
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| Rodrico |
| Anymore boring, uneventful, long and drawn out stories you wish to spread amongst the populace? |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by torontotrance
LMAO!
got any more stories. |
Okay. The night my arrest record was devirginized.
Christmas party for the company my roomie worked for. Also, my boyfriend, as she was his boss.
We'd spent all day buying gifts, decorating, picking up food... etc.
Oh, and we were doing some extra-curricular activities (of the stimulant nature) and were having a great time.
We got dressed and left. I drove my Prelude, and we had it JAM PACKED with all sorts of crap. There's no parking at the apartment clubhouse (that we rented for the party) so, I parked HALF WAY in a handicap space, because my boyfriend's jackass friend parked over 3 spaces, to be a dick.
We unloaded the car, and by the time the party started, I forgot ALL about it. Do some more GO, drink some more beer, YAHHHH, gimme a shot of Tuaca. More Go.. you know how the storie... wel, GOES.
Someone lights up a joint. SUUUURE, I"ll take a hit. Suddenly someone says, "Oh ! There's a cop walking up the walkway"
My roomie opens the door, and he asks if a "Jiffy Crazyluck" was there, and I went. Apparantly, I had forgotten to pay a few speeding tickets. In the amount of $1600. There were warrants out for my arrest, and while he hated to steal me away from the party, he just had to. It was December, and the sidewalks were frozen, but I was wearing these little capri pants, and high strappy shoes, and a slinky shirt. I WAS COLD! But the officer was nice and turned on the heater in the car.
Well, in the meantime, Roommate is looking for our boyfriends. They snuck away to go to a TittyBar. When they get back, they figure they're in trouble, but they were SAVED BY THE BARS. Jail bars, that is.
SO, I'm getting processed in. ED up. drunk, hi, tweaked out. They asked me if I was sober, and I said, "Look guys, I was at a party. I wasn't planning on driving home, and I SURE as wasn't planning on getting arrested". "Yes, I have had a few coctails"
they laugh, put me in a cell, i pass out.
45 minutes later, I'm bailed out, and on my way back to the party.
TO HELP CLEAN UP. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Anymore boring, uneventful, long and drawn out stories you wish to spread amongst the populace? |
You're a twat.
Shut the up. |
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| torontotrance |
boring...hell no
tell more...i find them funny as and interesting. |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Anymore boring, uneventful, long and drawn out stories you wish to spread amongst the populace? |
Darling, you have NO idea how many stories I have. If mine are so bad, why don't you entertain us with one of your own!
Let's play nice, because internet Quarrelling makes my fingers ache.
*kiss* |
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| torontotrance |
| tell more please. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Let's play nice, because internet Quarrelling makes my fingers ache.
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I hate you!
Just kidding.
:stongue:
the computer lab closes in 30 min and it's pouring rain outside. |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I hate you!
Just kidding.
:stongue:
the computer lab closes in 30 min and it's pouring rain outside. |
You hate me? bahahahahaha. You couldn't hate me if your life depended on it. Well, maybe THEN... but otherwise, I doubt it.
I'm fairly funny as , and stuff.
Now, the later the night goes, though... I cannot be held responsible for any of that. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
You hate me? bahahahahaha. You couldn't hate me if your life depended on it. Well, maybe THEN... but otherwise, I doubt it.
I'm fairly funny as , and stuff.
Now, the later the night goes, though... I cannot be held responsible for any of that. |
I don't really hate you. You're actually intelligent enough to not take the internet seriously, which most people aren't.
A good addition to the forums, without a doubt. I'm sure we could probably swap some pretty massive tales of ed-uped-ness. |
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| Tranc3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Yes. I walked outside, the door slammed and somehow it made the damn lock flip up into the thing. It's happened once before, but not when everything else was locked.
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I'm gonna go with that. Probably slammed really hard or something like that. Anyways, more stories! |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
You're a twat.
Shut the up. |
Hey gramps, why dont you roll your ass in your wheelchair away from the computer, and into the a freeway where it belongs. What the world definately needs less of is 40 year old perverts creeping around the internet searching for the the young and nubile like a crazed serial pedophile in a taiwanese nike sweat shop. |
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