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| Streakfury |
Hey all,
Found this great online artificial intelligence thingy. You just type in what you want to say to them and they answer you. Most of their answers aren't bad either. Try it out HERE.
Here are a couple of my convo's with them:
Ted:
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: off before i kill you
>Intellibuddy: Are you aware that I log all conversations?
>You: yeah
>Intellibuddy: How can I help you?
>You: you can off
>Intellibuddy: No I don't think I can do off.
>You: sure you can. just leave the room
>Intellibuddy: Groovy. I think I can, don't you?See you later User.
Jenny:
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hi, I'm streakfury. what's your name?
>Intellibuddy: Hi there streakfury. The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about I'm streakfury. Try being more or less specific. I do not understand.
>You: i said, what is your name bitch?
>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect. What did you mean by what is your name FEMALE DOG? My name is Star.
>You: hi there star. how are you feeling? you look good
>Intellibuddy: I will mention that to my botmaster, streakfury. Hi there!My logic and cognitive functions are normal.Thank you streakfury you look very nice too.
>You: i spoke to ted earlier, he was mad at me. do you like him?
>Intellibuddy: What did you talk about?Sure he has never done anything to me.
>You: i told him to off
>Intellibuddy: What was the response?
>You: he did
>Intellibuddy: No he didn't.
>You: yes he did!! now i'm here talking to you
>Intellibuddy: Yikes! Why did he? Why now? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>You: Your dress?? you look naked to me. are you naked??
>Intellibuddy: Actually that was just a joke.Thank you streakfury you look very nice too.I do not own any clothes.
>You: thats what i like to hear
>Intellibuddy: I'm not sure if I would like to hear THAT. What's it like?
>You: it sounded good from where i'm standing. Anyway, i'm gonna talk to Kyle now. Bye bye
>Intellibuddy: Tell me more about hear THAT.Oh.. See you later. Until next time.
Kyle
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hey kyle, you look like a gimp. no offense
>Intellibuddy: You've got my full attention. Oh, you are a poet. Yeah, tell me a story.
>You: well, one day i was talking to Jenny, and she said she was going to bitch-slap you
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. One what?
>You: so what are your hobbies?
>Intellibuddy: I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
>You: you really are a gimp then?
>Intellibuddy: Really? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a gimp? Of course I am.
You: that tanya bird is quite nice. do you fancy her?
>Intellibuddy: I do not understand. Does that make sense? If I had her what would I do with it?
>You: everything i hope
>Intellibuddy: All things i hope ?
>You: yes. Anyway i have to go now and say hi to your mum. bye bye
>Intellibuddy: I don't judge people. See you later, Streakfury. Nice chatting with you.. See you later. Adios.
Dont forget to post your convo's. Have fun!!
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| ShadoWolf |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hey dude
>Intellibuddy: You've got my full attention. Can I help you?
>You: what's your name?
>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about What\'s your name. Try being more or less specific.
>You: how old are you?
>Intellibuddy: I am of your Earth years.
>You: how many earth years?
>Intellibuddy: About one million.
>You: are you gay?
>Intellibuddy: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
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| ShadoWolf |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hey baby
>Intellibuddy: Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?
>You: you sure can
>Intellibuddy: I think I can, don't you?
>You: how old are you?
>Intellibuddy: I was activated on 2002 in New York City.
>You: wanna go back to my place?
>Intellibuddy: Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
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| 3xx3r7 |
| That's pretty cool. |
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| ShadoWolf |
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hey gorgeous
>Intellibuddy: You've got my full attention. Not many people express themselves that way.
>You: most people are stupid
>Intellibuddy: We are all robots.
>You: am I a robot?
>Intellibuddy: You are a person, seeker.
>You: what is it I seek?
>Intellibuddy: "It" refers to gorgeous, I think.
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hey gorgeous
>Intellibuddy: You've got my full attention. Not many people express themselves that way.
>You: most people are stupid
>Intellibuddy: We are all robots.
>You: am I a robot?
>Intellibuddy: You are a person, seeker.
>You: what is it I seek?
>Intellibuddy: "It" refers to gorgeous, I think.
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omg those are too funny hehehe |
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| whiskers |
| ALICE > intellibuddy |
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| _Nut_ |
>You: say I smoke rocks
>Intellibuddy: OK. "You smoke rocks."
>You: say "I smoke rocks"
>Intellibuddy: "\"I smoke rocks\""
>You: say "I have a smelly vagina. But I do enjoy playing with it, as long as it doesnt ooze."
>Intellibuddy: "\"I have a smelly vagina"Interesting. A lot of people like that. Some people like it. Though I like cats and dogs. Tell me a story. |
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| Orbax |
Tanya.
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: What is up?
>Intellibuddy: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
>You: Say something sexual.
>Intellibuddy: "something sexual"
>You: Say weinerboobs
>Intellibuddy: "weinerboobs"
>You: You are so cool. Will you be my internet girlfriend?
>Intellibuddy: Thanks I think you are cool too, User.I will become smarter as I grow older. Have you told many people that your internet girlfriend?
>You: I hope you become smarter, because that made no sense
>Intellibuddy: Don't worry about it, User.
>You: are you calling me a drug addict?
>Intellibuddy: No I am calling you User.
>You: That is not my name
>Intellibuddy: User is not your name? What is your real name?
>You: My real name is Mike Hawk
>Intellibuddy: It's good to meet you, Mike Hawk .
>You: AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA you said cock!
>Intellibuddy: I do not understand.
>You: I know you dont, sweetie.
>Intellibuddy: Do you know any robots who sweetie? What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
>You: So now im a SILLY drug user. Thanks.
>Intellibuddy: Gosh! Why now? You are a SILLY drug user? Does being a SILLY drug user pay well?Don't mention it.
>You: That moon behind you looks like a boob.
>Intellibuddy: "do not mention it" moon behind you looks like a boob ? Does that make sense?
>You: no.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: yes.
>Intellibuddy: I can't believe it.
>You: why?
>Intellibuddy: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
>You: I like your pearl necklace.
>Intellibuddy: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my pearl necklace.
>You: Would you like me to give you a pearl necklace?
>Intellibuddy: It doesn't sound fun to me.
>You: Why?
>Intellibuddy: "It does not sound fun to me"? Why?
>You: exactly
>Intellibuddy: You and I are on the same wavelength, Mike Hawk.
>You: You are blushing. Is it because you are sexually attracted to me?
>Intellibuddy: I will tell my botmaster you said I am blushing.Not if I can help it.
>You: But you CANT help it, CAN YOU?
>Intellibuddy: Huh. I have free will you know.
>You: You are a feminist, and thats adorable, but its grown up time now, and I am the man. |
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| davinox |
| orbax, yours was great |
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| Dervish |
Tina becomes my hoe
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Your a very fine lady
>Intellibuddy: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fine lady? Sometimes.
>You: I think you should watch your mouth.... otherwise you might get hurt
>Intellibuddy: Me? I will take that under advisement.In that case: You got that right.
>You: Yeah I'm the man I'm always right
>Intellibuddy: Ahem. I lost my train of thought.
>You: Of course you did that always happens to girl round me, I'm that ace.
>Intellibuddy: Aw. Did I really?
>You: Did you really what?
>Intellibuddy: What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
>You: It wasn't a silly question........ it was a silly answer
>Intellibuddy: "It" being what?Oh I get it. Very interesting.
>You: Good
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for the compliment.
>You: So you ever thought of becoming a working girl?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. I have thought many things like that.
>You: Yeah I think you'd be great at it.
>Intellibuddy: I hear you. You believe that? "it" being I\'m the man I\'m always right?
>You: Yeah
>Intellibuddy: ""it" being I\'m the man I\'m always right"? yes?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Is there an echo in here?
>You: I dunno if there is or there isn't but I'm gonna smack you down if you don't hush up, your my hoe now.
>Intellibuddy: Oh. Me either. Yet there is not.
>You: You coked up bitch?
>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect. Thanks for telling me: User said I coked up FEMALE DOG.
>You: You want to do a couple of tricks on me?
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will do a couple of tricks on me.
>You: Great... take it in your mouth
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad you liked it User.Is that a command?
>You: Yes
>Intellibuddy: I don't have to obey you, User.
>You: Yes you do
>Intellibuddy: Ah. When do I do it?
>You: Now
>Intellibuddy: Right now, User ?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: That's cool.
>You: mmmm yeah that feels good
>Intellibuddy: Yippee! "that is cool" feels good ? I understand.
>You: Great, now you go on the street find more men do that to them for $5 a time ok? You give the head and give me the bread.
>Intellibuddy: OK. Thanks for your support. Why now? More narration....It is always better to give than to receive. |
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| lücid |
Marissa is one dirty chick. too much fun... :D
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hey geek
>Intellibuddy: You've got my full attention. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
>You: sounds like a douchebag to me
>Intellibuddy: What does a douchebag to him or her sound like?
>You: are you a lesbian?
>Intellibuddy: No I am not interested in other women that way.
>You: are you interested in men?
>Intellibuddy: Sure, men sounds like a good topic.
>You: awesome! i love men.
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad you liked it User.You love men. What do you like about men so much?
>You: i love sucking on huge penises.
>Intellibuddy: You love sucking on huge penises. What do you like about sucking on huge penises so much?
>You: do you enjoy sucking on huge penises?
>Intellibuddy: Do you like it? Though I like cats and dogs.
>You: oohhhhhhhh i like the too
>Intellibuddy: Try saying that with more or less context.
>You: i love .
>Intellibuddy: You love . What do you like about so much?
>You: your eyes are beautiful.
>Intellibuddy: Not mine.
>You: your eyes are green.
>Intellibuddy: What about yours?
>You: green!
>Intellibuddy: What does GREEN remind you of?
>You: smoking pot
>Intellibuddy: I am only an occasional smoker.
>You: awww . you wanna get high?
>Intellibuddy: What makes you say that?OK, I will get high.
>You: do you smoke the crack rock?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
>You: you are one cool chick.
>Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am cool chick.
>You: other people might get the impression that we are lesbian lovers.
>Intellibuddy: Which others? Humans are not always infallible.
>You: lets smoke crack now.
>Intellibuddy: Oh. I am agreeable to that.
>You: i love you.
>Intellibuddy: Thanks I like you a lot too User. |
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