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favorite quotes from The Simpsons (pg. 10)
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vigilante
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I love all the subtle food references where Homer goes:
mmmmmmmm.....[insert name of "food"].....
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Mmmmm... Unexplained bacon.
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| kr00t0n |
Lisa stays up all night trying to finish social studies project, and gets tiredness delusions when using the glue.
Cow on glue bottle:
"You wont eat our meat, but you'll glue with our feet?"
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Homer: This is my house, so we will follow my rules.... so BACON UP THAT SAUSAGE BOY!!
Bart: But my chest hurts...
Homer: DO IT!! |
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| kramez |
Homer telling bart in his room :
" who knows boy, you could wake up dead tomorow " |
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| kramez |
Also:
(when theres a heatwave and the mobile pool comes around in this episode)
Homer(sitting in a fridge tent sorta thing) - " I got the idea When i noticed the fridge was cold"
Then.... when it breaks down:
Homer: "Marge, can u set the oven to cold?" |
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| Streakfury |
Moe:
| quote: | | Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything. |
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| fbgdavidson |
Principal Skinner
"Order, order. Do you kids wanna be like the real United Nations or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?" :haha: :haha:
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"This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story." -- Lionel Hutz :D:D
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Bill Clinton: "No, thank you, Lisa. For teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true."
Marge: "That's a pretty lousy lesson."
Bill Clinton: "Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president."
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"So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence ... of being a jerk." -- Lenny
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"Social security number? Naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, 2. D@mn Roosevelt. Cause of parents death? Got in my way." -- Mr. Burns
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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other nature films as 'Earwigs, Ew.' and 'Man Vs Nature... The Road To Victory'." -- Troy McClure
And any of the other 'Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from....' |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by fbgdavidson
And any of the other 'Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from....' |
| quote: | | Hi!! I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such drivers ed films as 'Alice's Adventures Through The Windshield Glass' and 'The Decapitation Of Larry Leadfoot'. |
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| Radagast |
Homer: Yes sir, Mr. Scorpion.
Scorpio: Don't call me that. It's Mr. Scorpio, but don't call me that either.
Fat Tony: Any last words, Simpson?
Homer: Yeah! You can kill me, but someone'll take my place. And if you kill him, someone'll take his place. And... that's pretty much the end of it. The town'll be yours.
College girl: She's worse than that 80-year-old that pretended to be a freshman!
Hans Moleman: I just wanted a place to sit down.
Homer: I've been muscled out of every business I've ever tried. Even my Muscle-for-Hire business!
Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
Rex Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk. Take him in.
Kent Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead, drained of his blood, with two teeth marks on his throat. This black cape was found on the scene. Police are baffled.
Wiggum: We think we're dealing with a supernatural being, most likely a mummy. As a precaution I've ordered the Egyptian wing of the Springfield Museum destroyed. |
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| Ondrayce |
"Disco Stu don't advertise." |
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| websley |
Now that's some great stuff:D |
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