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favorite quotes from The Simpsons (pg. 4)
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| Brown Gino |
| quote: | Originally posted by kaz1_2ghz
Brown Gino, are you by any chance Salman Kabir? |
lol no, why is there any more brown guys in toronto trying to be Gino? |
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| insecurity |
at the bait shop after Homer attempted to catch the infamous 'General Sherman'
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Clerk: Yep, `General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of
bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but
if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day.
Customer: And uh no one's ever caught him?
Clerk: Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer.
Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard.
Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell..... |
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| Brown Gino |
the episode when Marge bands suger
Smugler: OK now we give u the cuger and u give us the money.
Homer sailing away with all the suger: THAT WASNT PART OF THE DEAL.
Smugler looks at the contract: Hey hes right! WHO WROTE THIS THING?? |
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| djdust |
Homer: baby made a boom-boom
This is actually a scene- but still funny:
Lisa passes a note to Milhouse to give to Nelson
Milhouse gives the note to Nelson
The note says, "guess who likes you?"
Milhouse waves.
Scene cuts to Milhouse on a stretcher.
Milhouse: This is were I come to cry.
Bee suit man: Aye Caramba! |
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| T3nchI |
Simpson shows are the greatest ever.
There isn't a quote I do not love.Even reading the quotes you all put up makes me laugh. :D
http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/ |
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| nialsjd |
i think joke was used twice. once in the apu's marriage episode and the one where homer joins the navy.
::clears throat::
"i'm a man of few words. Thank you." |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by T3nchI
Simpson shows are the greatest ever.
There isn't a quote I do not love.Even reading the quotes you all put up makes me laugh. :D
http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/ |
ahem, used to be ;) Now its just and endless parade of special guest voices and pop culture drivel.
wtg Rupert Murdock  |
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| aspergian |
The rightful owner of the stolen paintings (Baron Von Wurtzburg) says, "Mach schnell vit de art theengs, I have to get back to DanceCentrum in Stutgart to see Kraftwerk".
TranceAddict-related and I laughed my head off after reading this.
I sooo did not expect it. :) |
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| tribu |
| Hey fun boys, get a room! |
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| [PCO]sigmanova |
Jay: Your shoes' untied.
Rainier Wolfcastle: From here they appear to be tied...but i will go in for a closer look.
night falls...
Rainier Wolfcastle: On closer inspection, these are loafers.
rofl that cracked me up...here's a few more i can remember...
Duffman: Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!
Duffman: Duffman...can't breathe! oh no! (thrusts upward)
(Burns on the Computer to Smithers & Lisa) - Hello...Smithers...You're Quite Good....At....Turning...Me On
Homer: Alcohol...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
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| CGRumler |
Marge: "Homer, your boss just called. He says that if you don't come in on monday, don't bother coming in on tuesday!"
Homer: "WOOHOO! Four day weekend!" |
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| MarathonMan |
| Tramampoline!!!!!!!!! |
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