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favorite quotes from The Simpsons (pg. 9)
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| ClubHarder |
| quote: | | Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! |
:toothless Simpsons rules!! |
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| Clovis86 |
Homer: "Now you kids be good, we'll bring back dinner."
Bart: "What are we having"
Homer: "Well that depends on what the teachers say...if you've been good...pizza. If you've been bad...uh...poison."
Lisa: "What if one of us has been bad and one of us has been good?"
Bart: "Poisoned pizza ;) "
Homer: "Oh no I'm not makin two stops!" |
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| Fundamental |
Dead Groundskeeper Willie: "You'll pay for this... WITH YOUR CHILDREN'S BLOOD!!"
Wiggum: "Oh right... How are you gonna get 'em? Skeleton power?"
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| Eddie N MIAMI |
| :haha: Glad to see this thread back |
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| Fundamental |
When The Simpsons become The Thompsons...
Agent: "Now, when I say, 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' and press down on your foot, you smile and nod."
Homer: "No problem."
Agent (stamping on Homer's foot): "Hello, Mr. Thompson!"
Homer (whispers to other agent): "I think he's talking to you..."
...and from the episode where Marge has forced the family to go vegetarian...
Homer: "Ohh.. How come the dog gets to eat meat?"
Marge: "Homer, that dog food's mostly made out of snouts and entrails."
Homer(drooling): "Mmmmmm... snouts."
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| Matt Jay |
"The fingers you have used to dial........are too fat"
"It says here Mr Simpson that you once picked up a dog by the hind legs, and wheeled it around like a wheelbarrow." |
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| kr00t0n |
Homer playing golf with Burns and hits it into a sandtrap.
Burns: Use an opend faced club... the sandwedge!
Homer: Mmmmm.. open faced club sandwhich...
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| DJAntSmith |
"Steak!"
anyone know that one? I love it. Marge is asking homer what he wants for tea and he just keeps interrupting. Even when shes says they can't afford it... STEAK!
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Homer: If I could just say a few words.... I'd be a better public speaker.
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Also when Homer & Bart are stealing the grease & homer meets Willy.
Willie: What are you doing here?
Homer: We're foreign exchange students.
Willie: What country?
Homer: Scotland
Willie: No kidding, I'm from Scotland. What town?
Homer: Uhhh.....North.....Kilt.....Town?
Willie: No Kidding, I'm from North Kilt-town, remember Angus McCloud?
Homer: Wait a minute? There is no Angus McCloud in North Kilt-town, You're really not from Scotland at all!
LMAO!!!
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| Vigilante |
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I love all the subtle food references where Homer goes:
mmmmmmmm.....[insert name of "food"].....
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| Radagast |
Snake:
*looks at his stolen VCR* "Oh no, Beta."
"I'm taking this thing to Mexico."
When "The Leader" comes to springfield
The leader's brothers: Hello Homer. Would you like to come to see a video about how the leader will take us to the planet Blisstonia?
Homer: Will there be beer?
The leader's brothers: What would you rather have: beer or eternal happiness?
Homer: What kind of beer?
Homer (holding a tub of ice cream): Marge, where's that metal dealy... for digging...?
Marge: You mean a spoon?
Homer(on Laddie):Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed everyday.
Wiggum: All right, smart guy, where's the fire?
Homer: Over there. [points to burning police station]
Wiggum: Okay, you just bought yourself a 317: Pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 314? No, no, 314 is a dog... uh... in, no... is that a 315? You're in trouble, pal.
Loudspeaker in Kwik-E-Mart: SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!!!
Soap Opera
Blonde Chick: Father McGrath, I thought you were dead.
Father McGrath(looking disheveled and using a funny voice): I WAS! |
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