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favorite quotes from The Simpsons (pg. 5)
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| quote: | Hi I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!"
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| quote: | | Hi I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot". |
| quote: | | Hi I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such medical films as "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" and "Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?" |
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| "I'm not not licking toads.." |
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| Mr.Mystery |
Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy.
The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true I mean... false.
It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies... and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
The answer... is no. |
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| Brown Gino |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
Hey fun boys, get a room! |
THE GERMAN THAT WAS LISTENING TO TRANCE |
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| Eddie N MIAMI |
| quote: | Originally posted by Brown Gino
THE GERMAN THAT WAS LISTENING TO TRANCE |
I remember that lol that guy cracked me up:haha: |
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| Brown Gino |
Chief Wiggum: Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city!
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. |
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| UWM |
Woman, to Duffman: "You told me if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunks."
Duffman: "Duffman says a lot of things. Ohhh Yeah!" |
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| opianstate |
I love the more obscure characters . . . they're always so random, like the bee man, when they show him come home from work:
(opens a cupboard and oranges come out) "Aye! Naranjas en la cabeza!"
Willie is by far my favorite character
Willie: "Ya got any grease?!"
Lunchlady: "Yes. Yes I do."
Willie: "Well then, GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!" |
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| e*motion |
Computer monitor: To continue push any key.
Homer: Hey, wheres the "any" key ?
:D :D :D |
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| Brown Gino |
| Mr. Burns: I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. |
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| Orbital32 |
The best one, where homer makes a fake $10,000 payment to pbs show they can keep his show. PBS finds him and hunts down. Rev. Lovejoy ships to a 3rd world country:
Homer: I'm no missionary, I don't even believe in Jeebus! Let me out!
Guy: Sorry! No can do!
Homer: Oh! Save me Jeebus!
i found a sound bite
ftp://ftp.smoovenet.com/pub/lardlad...11/mission7.mp3 |
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| Brown Gino |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbital32
The best one, where homer makes a fake $10,000 payment to pbs show they can keep his show. PBS finds him and hunts down. Rev. Lovejoy ships to a 3rd world country:
Homer: I'm no missionary, I don't even believe in Jeebus! Let me out!
Guy: Sorry! No can do!
Homer: Oh! Save me Jeebus!
i found a sound bite
ftp://ftp.smoovenet.com/pub/lardlad...11/mission7.mp3 |
HAHAHA:haha: |
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