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favorite quotes from The Simpsons (pg. 7)
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| websley |
Homer: "Aaaah... Crumbled up cookie!"
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| CONNERMAN2000 |
Ralph to Bart:
"And heres my sandbox. Im not allowed to go in the deep end." |
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| Ezman |
Not sure exactly how it goes but something like:
someone-"How do we get out of here?"
Homer - "We will dig our way out!"
Cheif Wiggum - "No, dig UP, stupid!" |
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| Vivid Boy |
Homer: everybody get off the streets theres nothing to see here. move along.
Dancing kids:ITS HAMMER! |
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| dcential |
| Homer: "I'm not that smart....or are I?" |
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| occrider |
Grandpa Simpson: now my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say ‘dickety’ cause the Kaiser had stolen our word ‘twenty’. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles
Grandpa Simpson: my son is NOT a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, and a communist, but he is NOT a porn star
Jasper Jones: "Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'."
Dr. Nick: The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.
Jasper Jones: You sank my battleship.
MR. SPARKLE:
I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see I am serious?
MR. SPARKLE:
Get out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers. Join me or die. Can you do any less?
THE WOMEN:
What a brave corporate logo! I
accept the challenge of "Mr. Sparkle."
WOMAN:
Awsoma power!
REPORTER:
Any plans for the summer?
MR. SPARKLE:
For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle!
Willie: "Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender-monkeys!"
Willie: "There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"
JASPER:Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling."
Shary: Hello, Willie.
Lisa: You know her?
Willie: Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old
country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest
man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her
Shary: It's good to see you, Willie.
Willie: [angry] That's not what you said the first time you saw me!
Sigh ... there's far too many. |
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| PHALPAX |
| "some people have accused this family for not being patriotic, but you can't spell U.S.A. without us....eh? |
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| Falcon-X |
| quote: | Originally posted by PHALPAX
"some people have accused this family for not being patriotic, but you can't spell U.S.A. without us....eh? |
Haha that was a good show.
Skinner ''this offends me not only as the principle of this school but also as a veteran of america's only losing war''
Homer ''To date''
Homer (in France) ''Here, no one calls me a fat slob, I'm a Gourmand''
While the familly escapes from alcatraz prison:
Guard 1 ''Wait dont shoot, that walrus will stop them''
Guard 2 ''hmmm that's the father''
Guard 1 ''But he's eating a Seal'':haha: |
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| Streakfury |
Professor Frink:
| quote: | | I predict that in 100 years computers will be twice as powerful, ten thousand times larger, and so expensive, only the five richest kings of Europe will own them. |
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| stevebutabi |
| quote: | | Grandpa Simpson: now my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say ‘dickety’ cause the Kaiser had stolen our word ‘twenty’. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles |
that's a great one:haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Streakfury |
Homer:
| quote: | | Look Flanders, I'm a patient, reasonable, handsome man... |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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