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favorite quotes from The Simpsons (pg. 3)
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| goonerjack |
| quote: | | I think most of the funnest bits in the simpsons are the unspoken things. Just the expressions on their faces, or an appropriately timed police siren or something make it hilarious. Although the true star of the show is Homer. |
Very true... well timed "people-running-away" scenes are great too!
| quote: | JUDGE: In that case, I sentence you to a lifetime on Monster Island
(Dont worry, its just a name)
**Scene cuts to Lisa and other running from a huge monster breathing fire
LISA: I thought he said it was just a name!
OTHER GUY: What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula! |
LMAO!! :stongue: I remember the first time I heard that... i was drinking as well and most of it went up my nose :S
Keep the classics rolling! |
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| TweeK |
Homer-"Awww, 20 dollars?!? I wanted a peanut"
Homer talking to Grampa-"Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless" |
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| kaz1_2ghz |
Brown Gino, are you by any chance Salman Kabir?
anyways my favorite quote:
(Homer is feeding Bart's elephant free peanuts at Moe's Tavern)
Moe: Homer, I think you are taking unfair advantage of my generous offer.
Homer: SHUT UP!! |
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| goonerjack |
| Grandpa: You never know what you're capable of son. I thought I never could shoot down a German plane... but last week I proved myself wrong |
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| Azz3D |
"Stupid sexy Flanders!"
-Homer |
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| Eddie N MIAMI |
thoughts in homers head
Lenny: DENTAL PLAN!
Marge:LISA needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces
Homer:if I dont have dental plan....I cant pay for lisas braces!
-Homer at a baseball game:"I've never realized how boring this game is"
-Mr.Burns talking to Don Matingly:
Burns:Mattingly cut those sideburns off you damn hippy
Mattingly:what sideburns?
"stoopid flanders"
When a friend of mine calls I answer at times with DENTAL PLAN! and my friend says lisa needs braces.
I watch the Simpsons alot but I cant remember all their quotes like you guys. |
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| Haunted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azz3D
"Stupid sexy Flanders!"
-Homer |
it feels like im wearing nothing at all! nothing at all! nothing at all! |
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| Radagast |
Thought in Marge's head:
Lisa:"Mom, we need more OJ"
Bart:"Flinstones chewable morphine"
Homer:"I'll miss sheriff Lobo"
"OJ"
"Morphine"
"Lobo"
"OJ"
"Morphine"
"Lobo"...
(Corey Hotline): Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: gory, story, allegory...montessori... |
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| Syphiux |
When Mr. Burns answer the phone:
Hoy hoy |
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| Flyboy217 |
Homer (on phone, in a singsong voice): "Helllooo, my name is Mister Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Guy: "All right Mr. Burns, let's see here. What's your first name?"
Homer (hesitates): "I... don't... know!"
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Homer, with Milhouse and Bart hidden under his jacket, while he is on stilts, to a doorman: "Helloo, my name is... Shaquille O'Neal."
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Homer: "Wow, that man is my EXACT duplicate! My God, that dog has a puffy tail!! Hee hee hee here puff! Here puff!" (chases after poodle)
(all paraphrased:)) |
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| PinkChicken |
ralph: Lisa whats the answer to number 7?
Lise:that would defeat the purupose of testing as a means of student evelauation
Ralph: (pauses) my cats name is mittens |
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| insecurity |
Principle Skinner to his mother
| quote: | | Mother, that sailor suit doesn't fit me anymore.... |
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