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favorite quotes from The Simpsons (pg. 2)
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| UWM |
Ralph, eating tomacco: "Eww!" (spits) "This tastes like Grandma!"
Chief Wiggum: (Eats, spits) "You're right, this does taste like Grandma!" |
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| Mr.Mystery |
Homer:
"What is it boy? Fire? Earthquake? Hippies?"
*Dog gets blown away by hurricane*
"Hurricane! Somehow the animals are always the first to know..." |
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| Haunted |
| "Me fail English? That's unpossible." - Ralph Wiggum |
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| Brown Gino |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Just about anything Dr. Nick said. |
| quote: | | Thats what we look like inside..EWWW |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Haunted
"Me fail English? That's unpossible." - Ralph Wiggum |
I always say this one....hilarious. |
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| Marcy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Homer:
"What is it boy? Fire? Earthquake? Hippies?"
*Dog gets blown away by hurricane*
"Hurricane! Somehow the animals are always the first to know..." |
lol :haha:
Homer:
"You gonna set the dogs on me, or the bees....."
"Or the dogs when they bark they shoot bees at you"
"go ahead Mr. Burns do your worst!"
Not sure if thats exactly what he says im too lazy to look up the quote but its a variation of the above. :) |
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| goonerjack |
Marge: You should go on that course, Homer!
Homer: Oh but Marge, everytime I learn something new, something old gets pushed out. Like remember that time I went on a wine tasting course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk Homer...
Homer: And how?! |
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| Streakfury |
Marge to a lost Homer:
| quote: | | Homer, where are you??!! |
Homer:
| quote: | | I'm somewhere where I dont know where I am!! |
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Bart (about the new school uniforms):
| quote: | | These uniforms suck!! |
Marge:
| quote: | | Bart, where do you pick up words like that?? |
Homer (on the phone):
| quote: | | Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. |
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I think most of the funnest bits in the simpsons are the unspoken things. Just the expressions on their faces, or an appropriately timed police siren or something make it hilarious. Although the true star of the show is Homer.
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| tribu |
JUDGE: In that case, I sentence you to a lifetime on Monster Island
(Dont worry, its just a name)
**Scene cuts to Lisa and other running from a huge monster breathing fire
LISA: I thought he said it was just a name!
OTHER GUY: What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!
hahahaha the first time I saw this, i ruined a remote control cause i was laughing so hard, I spilled coke (a cola) on it. Still can't see it without cracking up. Unexpected lines like this made the simpsons great.... |
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| Syphiux |
Homer:
When somethings hard to do, its not worth doing |
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| Radagast |
Anything Rainier Wolfcastle has said.
Rainier(doing stand-up comedy): That outfit makes you look like a homosexual.
Audience: Booooo!!!
Rainier: Maybe you all are homosexuals, too.
Rainier: My new movie is me, standing in front of a brick wall for 90 minutes. It cost 80 million dollars to make.
Jay Sherman: How do you sleep at night?
Rainier: On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful women. |
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| TweeK |
Bart- "You changed man,You use to be cool"
Homer-"Im still cool"
:haha: |
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