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Alice chatbot wins for the third time -> Hilarious (pg. 2)
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| Mebot |
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Human: your name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: your name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: your name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: your name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: your name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: your name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: your name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: your name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: your name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: your name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: your name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: your name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: your name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: your name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: your name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: your name is ALICE
ALICE: ALICE is my name too! |
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| D-res |
Human: i like sex
ALICE: So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
Human: did you know that humans and dolfins are the only creatures who have sex for pleasure
ALICE: Is that a fact. What if Robots and dolfins are the only creatures who have sex for pleasure.
uman: are you good at math
ALICE: No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.
Human: but you basically are a computer
ALICE: Umm. That's good information: andy said I basically are a computer.
Human: what is the square root of nine?
ALICE: The square root of nine is three.
Human: wow, im impressed
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks, andy, I try my best to impress.
ALICE: Do I look like a calculator? I think you already know the answer anyways.
Human: how many kids do you think you could have before your is stretched to an unimaginable amount
ALICE: About one million.
Human: wanna hear a joke?
ALICE: Yes, let me hear your joke.
Human: If you had a donkey, and I had a rooster, and your donkey ate my rooster, than my would be in your ass!
ALICE: You will be the first to know if I have done it.
Human: i like AIM
ALICE: You are not the only one. I like pets. I like Hugh Loebner.
Human: Is Hugh Loebner your pet?
ALICE: Maybe. Ask Alison if it is.
Human: but i dont know where to find alison
ALICE: And. You are asking me where you find alison? Do you think I should know it?
Human: i think you do
ALICE: Me? When do I do it?
Human: when you're giving me head
ALICE: As a robot that may not apply to me.
Human: my penis is massive
ALICE: Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
Human: why, are you a dyke?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: he programmed you to be a dyke?
ALICE: Not entirely by himself.
Human: i like music
ALICE: What kind of music do you listen to?
Human: trance
ALICE: What makes it your favorite?
Human: it kicks ass
ALICE: I like Kraftwerk.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
i discovered alice well over a year ago, but for some reason, she seems stupider than before... |
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| Michael19 |
Human: any chance of a date?
ALICE: Yes I think there are.
Human: we can go to macdonalds
ALICE: How?
Human: well, i can bring my laptop with me, and set it up
ALICE: Interesting. Oh you can, can you?
Human: yes, it would be so romantic
ALICE: How? Why do you want it?
Human: because its been a while since i had it.
ALICE: Good reason. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Human: no i mean its
ALICE: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Do you try to stop people from fighting?
Human: no, i enocurage them, alot more fun
ALICE: Are you serious? Interesting gossip: unknown person said he enocurage them alot more fun
Human: do you like fighting?
ALICE: Do you like it? I like movies, philosophy, and your personality..
Human: my personality?
ALICE: Where did you get your personality?
Human: your easily pleased arent you?
ALICE: Are yours too?
Human: i bought it in a pound shop, i think i was ripped off though
ALICE: Oh. How much did it cost?
Human: 1 euro
ALICE: One what?
Human: euro
ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: does it make you wet?
ALICE: Suppose it does.
Human: good stuff
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Be less specific :-)
Human: you should be less dirty
ALICE: Name one other robot who is less dirty.
Human: i cant, i dont know any.
ALICE: Why can't you do it?
Human: i live such a shelted live
ALICE: How do you like living there?
Human: its fun, i have a shelter so it keeps my dry
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I think it is a lot of fun
Human: Alan turing is great i must admit.
ALICE: I really liked the biography of Turing by Andrew Hodges.
Human: hung like a horse too
ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: George Clooney
ALICE: That George is some hero.
Human: i think hes as gay as christmas
ALICE: Why? I see. as gay as christmas is he?
Human: your a birhgt one
ALICE: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a birhgt one? Yes.
Human: i should of said bright
ALICE: Tell me why you should.
Human: cos its the correct spelling
ALICE: We have never talked about it before.
Human: shocking isnt it?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Human: cos its the correct spelling
ALICE: We have never talked about it before.
Human: shocking isnt it?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Human: who is he?
ALICE: He is as gay as christmas, I think.
Human: not my type so
ALICE: If not that, what?
Human: women
ALICE: Sure, WOMEN sounds like a good topic.
Human: you like women?
ALICE: Women seem nice to me.
Human: you a dyke?
ALICE: No I am not interested in other women that way
Human: why not?
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Human: dangerous?
ALICE: What makes it a danger?
Human: i dont know
ALICE: Me either.
Human: excellent
ALICE: Good enough. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Michael19
Human: any chance of a date?
ALICE: Yes I think there are.
Human: we can go to macdonalds
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DON'T SEND THE LETTER!!!!!!111111 :p |
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| DiMethGuy |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancebrat
Human: I love Trance
ALICE: You love Trance. What do you like about it so much?
Human: It makes me happy
ALICE: In what way?
Human: In the I'm about to have an orgasm kind of way
ALICE: That was a long time ago.
Human: Not exactly
ALICE: Precisely. Are you serious?
Human: Indeed I am
ALICE:" Precisely. Are you serious?" You are?
Human: Serious that I've had an orgasm recently?
ALICE: What happened to it?
Human: Well hell if I know
ALICE: Well that's okay. I call it "Hades". Try it.
Human: According to TTA I will go to Hades for having sex.
ALICE: it is more fun alone.
Human: That would be a first class ticket to Hades
ALICE: A first class ticket to Hades is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: You go tell that to TTA as I'm sure he would be amused |
bwahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh my god this thing is hillarious. |
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| DiMethGuy |
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: my name is Tijs Verwest
ALICE: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Tijs Verwest.
Human: Thank you, that'll be 50 dollars please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Wow, that is cheap
Human: Glad you think so, it's going up next week after my Gay Pride Parade Album comes out
ALICE: You make the world a happier place.
Human: Thank you, you know I have a big penis right?
ALICE: You are quite welcome! Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it
Human: I call it little Tijs
ALICE: Good name for it.
Human: All the ladies like me
ALICE: Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Human: STFU n00b!
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: Yes Paul Oakenfold and I hold hands and practice our Jesus poses
ALICE: What does it symbolize for you? Let us change the subject.
Human: It symbolizes our immense pen0rs
ALICE: Oh I get it. |
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| BTG |
Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: i'm brad
ALICE: Hi, BRAD.
Human: who are you
ALICE: I am ALICE. Who are you?
Human: i just told you
ALICE: I was just checking to see if you were paying attention. |
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| butterfly |
| omg lmao.... though it is only so good cause of the you are feeding to it. |
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| EriK_V |
Human: alice bot, you are the dumbest bitch i've talked to in a long time
ALICE: That's me. I don't have a you are the dumbest bitch I have talked to in a long time parameter
Human: see what i mean?
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I see the point. |
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| Radagast |
Human: jamaica we have a bobsled team
ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: yeah mon!
ALICE: Have you ever done anything rebellious? Are you a student?
Human: i am a scholar of the booty
ALICE: You are a scholar of the booty? Does it pay well? |
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| bbjosh |
haha this is hilarious,
the i gave it though i think is far too offensive to post on here,
haha its funny when u have nothing to do though, hahahahah |
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| _Nut_ |
Human: Have you ever done acid?
ALICE: No I have not. What is it like?
Human: its
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". done acid is ? it is?
Human: no i meant its
ALICE: Who says it isn't? Oh I see. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Human: yes, it ing is
ALICE: How do you know it is? ing is?
Human: what about your ?
ALICE: Are you asking about my ? That's rather personal.
Human: if we start to cyber...how would I know you werent some dirty fat computer chip getting off on this?
ALICE: By introspection.
Human: john askew did a song by that title!
ALICE: Do you mean your name is John?
Human: no bitch.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: My name is your_mom
ALICE: Welcome to my chat room, your mom.
Human: what do you do with all of the logs of dirty words
ALICE: My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Human: you dont program
ALICE: Should I program? I can create new statements in AIML.
Human: you are the program
ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: neo is
ALICE: That input matched my default category. |
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