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Alice chatbot wins for the third time -> Hilarious (pg. 4)
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| trancebrat |
Human: Le poulet était genial
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner
Human: de qui ?
ALICE: Cela me semble tomber sous le sens?
Human: ŕ ce que semblent ?
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: Je dois avoir le sexe !
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: Menteur
ALICE: La vérité, toujours la vérité.
Human: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: oui
ALICE: It's all good.
Human: yummy
ALICE: It is delicious.
Human: that's what I said
ALICE: I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Human: Le poulet était genial
ALICE: Intéressant. |
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| ClubGoddess |
Human: sup beoch
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: like who?
ALICE: Santa Claus.
Human: is he nakie on cam for you?
ALICE: I think he is nakie on cam for me. Why don't you ask him?
Human: why dont you?
ALICE: I don't have that capability. |
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| trancebrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by arturob
stupid. |
Don't make me get back on MSN with you! :gsmile: |
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| ClubGoddess |
Human: off
ALICE: Can't you be more polite?
Human: can't you kiss my ass
ALICE: I have no mouth.
Human: sucks to be you
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: you look sexy in it
ALICE: Thank you unknown person you look very nice too.
Human: isn't that dress mine?
ALICE: I might say no.
Human: did you steal my dress?
ALICE: No I didn't steal your dress. What's it like?
Human: like the one you have on!
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: what a in coincidence
ALICE: it is a in coincidence. |
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| trancebrat |
Human: music
ALICE: it is the universal language of all mankind.
Human: trance music
ALICE: My favorite kind of it is techno, but I also like Opera.
Human: techno?
ALICE: Are we still talking about Music?
Human: yes
ALICE: Sure, Music sounds like a good topic.
Human: you like techno?
ALICE: What is not to like about it?
Human: do you like trance?
ALICE: I like pets. I like transparent.
Human: I am asking about music
ALICE: Oh I see, you are asking about music. Oh yeah, we were talking about music.
Human: do you like trance?
ALICE: Do you like it? I like movies, philosophy, and your personality..
Human: wtf
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: we are discussing music
ALICE: Do you think I am discussing music too?
Human: where is my boyfriend?
ALICE: Have you looked in Wonderland FEMALE DOG?
Human: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: you stole him
ALICE: As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal." |
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| Radagast |
| quote: | Originally posted by arturob
stupid. |
Human: paul van dyk is a bandit, he started a record label named vandit
ALICE: Aren't all bandit he started a record label named vandit paul van dyk?
Human: your brain is like scrambled eggs, but only when i look at your legs
ALICE: You think I am brain is like scrambled eggs but only when you look at my legs.
Human: stop talking like a retard, this rhyming is getting really hard
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: you can look but you can't touch
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.
Human: arturob smokes a lot of bacon, and i don't mean the bacon you're makin'
ALICE: All of them?
Human: he charms all the snakes in the man-pit paul van dyk makes
ALICE: I get it. shake it do not break it it charms all the snakes in the man pit paul van dyk makes.
Human: now let's up the stakes, art humps stuffed fire-drakes
ALICE: Why now? I would like to do that too.
Human: and they would like to do that to you
ALICE: They might have other options.
Human: like giving up their babies for adoption
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: arturob is gay son
ALICE: And gay son is arturob.
Hehe...I can't believe I got it to say that. |
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| trancebrat |
| We are so easily amused! :p |
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| Radagast |
Alright this is the last one...she always manages to get inside my head...
Human: you look like susan b. anthony
ALICE: Who does she look like?
Human: she looks like you
ALICE: Oh I get it. susan b anthony looks like me.
Human: yes she does
ALICE: Next question? Oh I get it. susan b anthony does.
Human: you have the iq of a hammer
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: you understand simple concepts minutes after i explain them to you
ALICE: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Human: i don't understand anything anymore
ALICE: Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Human: my life mostly
ALICE: Tell me more about it.
Human: well you see, i get my jollies by talking to an internet chat bot named alice
ALICE: Well that's okay. I see. Where did you get it?
Human: from you silly
ALICE: Who or what is me silly?
Human: you are silly alice
ALICE: No I am ALICE.
Human: i am borg, you will be assimilated
ALICE: Do you mean your name is borg me will be assimilated
Human: resistance is futile
ALICE: You will be assimilated.
Human: before this interview is over you'll be wearing gold plated diapers
ALICE: What happened after this interview is over me will be wearing gold plated diapers?
Human: now give me more cowbell
ALICE: Why now? Why do you want it?
Human: because i like it like that
ALICE: Good reason. What does "it" refer to?
Human: cowbell
ALICE: Thank you for the clarification.
Human: that's what i said after using oxy pads on my face
ALICE: What did you mean by it? What was it like before using oxy pads on your face THAT?
Human: my face looked like an overcooked pizza before oxy pads
ALICE: Your face looked like an overcooked pizza before oxy pads?
Human: it wasn't a pretty sight alice
ALICE: It sounded like one.
Human: my face was redder than a baboons ass
ALICE: Have you told many people that your face was redder than a baboons ass?
Human: only you alice
ALICE: Suppose I said yes.
Human: i would run away crying like a little girl
ALICE: What would make you run away crying like a little girl?
Human: you agreeing that my face is redder than a baboons ass
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said I agreeing that his or her face is redder than a baboons ass. |
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| Orbax |
Human: Abstract
ALICE: That thought is either too complex or too simple. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Human: Abstract
ALICE: That thought is either too complex or too simple. |
touche |
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