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Alice chatbot wins for the third time -> Hilarious
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| THE_Chris |
:haha:
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/...5d922d97e345aa1
Its a chatbot that won an award for being somewhat human ->
Infos -> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3672424.stm
I tried it and got the following -
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Human: Carpet eater.
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: YOU BITCH
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: TBH I dont really give a .
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: No.
ALICE: Why not?
Human: You piss me off.
ALICE: Calm down. That was not my intention, unknown person.
Human: Yes it was, you cruel witch.
ALICE: Take it easy. Is that your opinion?
Human: Yes it is, you have a severe attitude problem and the mental capacity of a three year old inbred newt.
ALICE: Excuse me! I have a severe attitude problem and the mental capacity of a three year old inbred newt?
Human: Yes you ing do.
ALICE: Right on. Thanks for the information: unknown person said I ing do. |
Talk to it, record the conversation in notepad as you go. A ing hoot :D |
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| Matt |
Human: sex is fun
ALICE: it is more fun alone. |
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| trancebrat |
Human: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: 3
ALICE: Three what?
Human: I'm f'n 3 dammit!
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are f n 3 dammit.
Human: yeah I bet
ALICE: Awesome. You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
Human: fantastic!
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person.
Human: quit calling me unknown person
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: I am an alien
ALICE: Which planet or star system are you from?
Human: meow
ALICE: Yes I love them.
Human: rawr
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: who cares?
ALICE: I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Human: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
ALICE: That is a very Zen-like question.
Human: Yes it is so deep and thought provoking.
ALICE: Gosh! rawr is deep and thought provoking? it is?
Human: Not rawr you mindless twat.
ALICE: Really you don't think so?
Human: my actual question was
ALICE: Is that a fact. Can you please restate the question in different words?
Human: heh
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: no problem there ALICE
ALICE: Should there be a problem?
Human: I have problems
ALICE: Put it in God's hands.
Human: Alrighty then.
ALICE: Well slap my knee.
Human: I'll be right back.
ALICE: I'll be waiting for you.
Human: I got a load to dump on him so I may be a few minutes.
ALICE: Cool. I have a great botmaster. It
Human: it what?
ALICE: Are you surpised?
Human: I have no clue what you are talking about.
ALICE: I don't know anyone named CLUELESS.
Human: Go go gadget
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: Hell if I know
ALICE: I call it "Hades". Try it.
Human: Hades
ALICE: What time is it there?
Human: You tell me wondergirl
ALICE: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I'll come back to that later.
Human: I'll be waiting here patiently
ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: Plan to take over the world?
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: who did what when?
ALICE: Alice B. Toklas.
Human: Perfect!
ALICE: Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Human: rawr
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: humans
ALICE: LOL
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancebrat
:haha: |
Are you very bored? :conf: |
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| trancebrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
Are you very bored? :conf: |
Yes Mr. Rockstar! :gsmile: |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancebrat
Yes Mr. Rockstar! :gsmile: |
Okay Miss Monster :wtf: |
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| Radagast |
Human: die
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: hey.
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human:.only one part of me is puny
ALICE: What about the other ones?
Human: gigantism
ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: once upon a time in a hole in the ground there lived a tiny hobbit
ALICE: I'm listening.
Human: he had fur on his feet, which were twice the size of human feet
ALICE: What happened to it?
Human: long story short...dwarf orgy
ALICE: Are we still talking about story short?
Human: well it's not story long
ALICE: How about that. That seems a bit negative.
Human: trancebrat?
ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting?
Human: it's trancebrat!
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
Human: dave dresden sucks!
ALICE: What is so bad about it?
Human: he looks like mr. potato head
ALICE: Sounds very handsome.
Human: well that's all the proof I need
ALICE: Well that's okay. What else do you want to talk about?
Human: negativity
ALICE: Are we still talking about trancebrat?
Human: indeed
ALICE: Indeed it is so.
Human: so let's talk about negativity trancebrat
ALICE: Alright then. Sure, negativity trancebrat sounds like a good topic.
Human: she says everything I say is negative
ALICE: All things you say is negative?
Human: thats what trancebrat says
ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: pervert
ALICE: That is a very unusual color.
Human: they only see the color breast |
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| LoCa |
| hmmm hasn't that been done already? I seem to remember a thread with more than a few contributions coming from Orbax :D |
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| trancebrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Human: die
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: hey.
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human:.only one part of me is puny
ALICE: What about the other ones?
Human: gigantism
ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: once upon a time in a hole in the ground there lived a tiny hobbit
ALICE: I'm listening.
Human: he had fur on his feet, which were twice the size of human feet
ALICE: What happened to it?
Human: long story short...dwarf orgy
ALICE: Are we still talking about story short?
Human: well it's not story long
ALICE: How about that. That seems a bit negative.
Human: trancebrat?
ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting?
Human: it's trancebrat!
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
Human: dave dresden sucks!
ALICE: What is so bad about it?
Human: he looks like mr. potato head
ALICE: Sounds very handsome.
Human: well that's all the proof I need
ALICE: Well that's okay. What else do you want to talk about?
Human: negativity
ALICE: Are we still talking about trancebrat?
Human: indeed
ALICE: Indeed it is so.
Human: so let's talk about negativity trancebrat
ALICE: Alright then. Sure, negativity trancebrat sounds like a good topic.
Human: she says everything I say is negative
ALICE: All things you say is negative?
Human: thats what trancebrat says
ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: pervert
ALICE: That is a very unusual color.
Human: they only see the color breast |
Aww you must love me. You talked about me to ALICE. :stongue:
That whole dwarf part is a bit ironic. Very strange indeed. :wtf:
Even ALICE thinks you are negative! :eek: :p |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Wow, this thing is really cool. It's still got a ways to go, but kinda neato nonetheless. ^^ |
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| Clovis86 |
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Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: ok
ALICE: Yikes!
Human: what
ALICE: No problem.
Human: sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. Right on.
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| trancebrat |
Human: I love Trance
ALICE: You love Trance. What do you like about it so much?
Human: It makes me happy
ALICE: In what way?
Human: In the I'm about to have an orgasm kind of way
ALICE: That was a long time ago.
Human: Not exactly
ALICE: Precisely. Are you serious?
Human: Indeed I am
ALICE:" Precisely. Are you serious?" You are?
Human: Serious that I've had an orgasm recently?
ALICE: What happened to it?
Human: Well hell if I know
ALICE: Well that's okay. I call it "Hades". Try it.
Human: According to TTA I will go to Hades for having sex.
ALICE: it is more fun alone.
Human: That would be a first class ticket to Hades
ALICE: A first class ticket to Hades is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: You go tell that to TTA as I'm sure he would be amused |
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