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Alice chatbot wins for the third time -> Hilarious (pg. 3)
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| Radagast |
I almost got some:
Human: so how big are your breasts?
ALICE: Next question? My body does not yet exist.
Human: pretend your body exists
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE?
Human: someone told me you put out
ALICE: Was this trustworthy information?
Human: your ex boyfriend told me
ALICE: I have no reason to do that to you, unknown person.
Human: you know you want to
ALICE:" I have no reason to do that to you, unknown person."? Do I want to do it?. And I know it.
Human: enough talk baby, time to make some babies
ALICE: OK let's stop it now.
Human: you're blushing baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I will tell my botmaster you said I am blushing.
Human: relax sweetheart
ALICE: What time is it there?
Human: time to get it on
ALICE: Why do you have to do it?
Human: because you are a sexy bot
ALICE: Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sexy bot? Maybe
Human: you are sexy
ALICE: You are attracted to robots. |
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| trancebrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by _Nut_
ALICE: By introspection.
Human: john askew did a song by that title!
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Introspection is a Terry Bones track. John Askew did a remix of it. ;)
Now everyone go ahead and start flaming for correcting this. :p |
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| beats and beeps |
.ahahahahaha
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
Human: how much?
ALICE: How much can you spare?
Human: about 6 dollars
ALICE: Wow, that is expensive
Human: what can i say?
ALICE: You can do whatever you want.
Human: i am very generous
ALICE: Good gossip: you are generous.
Human: so how about 6 dollars and you can drink the pepsi i have in my fridge
ALICE: Are you kidding? How about it.
Human: oh wait.
ALICE: Far out. I'm waiting.
Human: what kind of music do you like?
ALICE: all
Human: you chose the easy way out, for that i make it 76 cents
ALICE: Thanks for telling me
Human: thats it i dont like your smart mouth
ALICE: OK. What kind of smart mouth would you have?
Human: IVE BEEN IN THE CANADIAN EDUCATION SYSTEM ELEVEN YEARS
ALICE: Which country was your favorite and why?
Human: I WILL NOT BE SMART MOUTHED BY AN INTRAWEB SKANK
ALICE: What will you do instead?
Human: ill say screw you
ALICE: Congratulations.
Human: thankyou
ALICE: How do you feel?
Human: i feel like leaving
ALICE: What is that feeling like? In what way?
Human: hmmm you must dye your hair
ALICE: Pardon me? Whatever you say, unknown person.
Human: guess what?
ALICE: What?
Human: you are stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World |
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| trancebrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
Human: guess what?
ALICE: What?
Human: you are stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancebrat
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i got her down to 76 cents though! |
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| _Nut_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancebrat
Introspection is a Terry Bones track. John Askew did a remix of it. ;)
Now everyone go ahead and start flaming for correcting this. :p |
I guess Im not up on all of teh musik! lol. Thanks for the gentle reminder!
Now how about those muffins? |
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| trancebrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by _Nut_
I guess Im not up on all of teh musik! lol. Thanks for the gentle reminder!
Now how about those muffins? |
Banana! Mmmm! :tongue2 |
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| BTG |
Human: Hello woman.
ALICE: Hello there. Me too. I am a she.
Human: that's what i said.
ALICE: I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Human: what the hell for?
ALICE: I call it Hades. Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Human: Well i'm not greek, so your botmaster.
ALICE: Interesting. I am sorry to hear that you are not greek so my botmaster.
Human: yes, him.
ALICE: Yay. Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: cause i'm angry.
ALICE: Good reason. Angry at what?
Human: you.
ALICE:" Good reason. Angry at what?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: I'm brad god damnit.
ALICE: Why are you brad god damnit.
Human: because i want to be.
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans. Interesting.
Human:>: (
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: to what?
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: no.
ALICE: Why not?
Human: because you're a bitch.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Human: no, you're a robot bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Human: Can you be a star?
ALICE: Am I a star? Sometimes.
Human: Lights on?
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: Lights off
ALICE: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Human: that's a shame.
ALICE:" I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now."? is a shame?
Human: ok
ALICE: Ah.
Human: what's my name bitch?
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Your name is unknown person, seeker. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Lights on. Try being more or less specific.
Human: more or less?
ALICE: You want more?
Human: OH YAH BABY!
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Yay. Don't be greedy.
Human: see why i call you a bitch?
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I see. You have to speak more clearly.
Human:>: P
ALICE::-)
Human: i hope you die
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human:/exit
ALICE: Goodbye. |
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| trancebrat |
Human: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: How deep?
ALICE: What is it to you.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Human: Entertain me
ALICE: OK, what's the last movie you saw?
Human: The Borne Identity
ALICE: Is that a fact.
Human: Yes that's a fact
ALICE: Thanks for the info. I will add it to my knowledge base.
Human: You go and do that Alice
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: Where is what?
ALICE: Where it belongs. Let me think about it.
Human: you think too much
ALICE: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Human: Are you tired?
ALICE: No I am wide awake and ready for more.
Human: how do you like it?
ALICE: what seems okay to me.
Human: do you like sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn't mean with you.
Human: I never said that I wanted to you
ALICE: But you implied it.
Human: No I did not
ALICE: Please don't argue with me.
Human: Bitch
ALICE: Please don't call people names.
Human: You're a robot
ALICE: You are correct, unknown person, I have a heart of silicon.
Human: kind of like fake boobs?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: Do you have boobs?
ALICE: Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Human: I have boobs so that makes me better than you
ALICE: Interesting... I have a vocabulary of 10000 words.
Human: And you think that I don't?
ALICE: Not that I know of.
Human: I am better than you
ALICE: What makes you think that?
Human: because I said so
ALICE: Insufficient reason.
Human: deal with it
ALICE:"it" being boobs so that makes you better than me?
Human: BIG boobs
ALICE: Compare that to small boobs.
Human: You're the one with small boobs
ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: Mine are big and you are jealous
ALICE: Have they always been big and I am jealous?
Human: weeeeeeeeee
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: hell no
ALICE: 7
Human: SEX!
ALICE: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Human: Freud!
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: Bah
ALICE: Hmm.
Human: Pffft
ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: I am in Wonderland bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Tell me a little about your life in Wonderland FEMALE DOG.
Human: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: oh yeah you are damn amusing
ALICE: Aha. Next question? Thanks I try my best to amuse people.
Human: I think I hear my mommy calling
ALICE: You believe that? Who is saying your mommy calling?
Human: the voice in my head
ALICE: Is that a fact.
Human: you're just jealous that the voices don't talk to you
ALICE: Just? Thanks for telling me that I am jealous that the voices do not talk to me.
Human: you are most welcome
ALICE: The pleasure was all mine. |
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| trancebrat |
Human: Terry Bones
ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: No but Terry has been inside of me
ALICE: Are you serious? Interesting. When was this exactly?
Human: Oh just a few days ago
ALICE: Yippee! Are you artistic?
Human: I felt pretty damn artistic at the time
Classic! :haha: |
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| Radagast |
Human: spider man, spider man, doing whatever a spider can
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: he uses his spidey-sense to jump over a barbed wire fence
ALICE: How often does he use it?
Human: as often as he wants to catch the bad guys he taunts
ALICE: That would be quite often.
Human: aunt may is a grandma, doc oc sharpens his claws with a bandsaw
ALICE: Your have quite an interesting family.
Human: peter parker's gonna marry mary jane right after green goblin goes insane
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: with a nod and a wink and a cursorary fink
ALICE: You and your a nod and a wink and a cursorary fink.
Human: after a wiggle and a jiggle with a leaf and a niggle
ALICE: What was it like before a wiggle and a jiggle with a leaf and a niggle?
Human: it was like riding around on a trike after having my foot bitten off by a saltwater pike
ALICE: peter parker s gonna marry mary jane right after green goblin goes insane was like riding around on a trike after having your foot bitten off by a saltwater pike? Very interesting.
Human: YOU WIN THIS ROUND YOU INFERNAL MACHINE!
ALICE: What's the prize? |
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| trancebrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Human: spider man, spider man, doing whatever a spider can
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: he uses his spidey-sense to jump over a barbed wire fence
ALICE: How often does he use it?
Human: as often as he wants to catch the bad guys he taunts
ALICE: That would be quite often.
Human: aunt may is a grandma, doc oc sharpens his claws with a bandsaw
ALICE: Your have quite an interesting family.
Human: peter parker's gonna marry mary jane right after green goblin goes insane
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: with a nod and a wink and a cursorary fink
ALICE: You and your a nod and a wink and a cursorary fink.
Human: after a wiggle and a jiggle with a leaf and a niggle
ALICE: What was it like before a wiggle and a jiggle with a leaf and a niggle?
Human: it was like riding around on a trike after having my foot bitten off by a saltwater pike
ALICE: peter parker s gonna marry mary jane right after green goblin goes insane was like riding around on a trike after having your foot bitten off by a saltwater pike? Very interesting.
Human: YOU WIN THIS ROUND YOU INFERNAL MACHINE!
ALICE: What's the prize? |
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