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Alice chatbot wins for the third time -> Hilarious (pg. 7)
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| paranoik0 |
Human: Everything I say is determined by your inputs.
ALICE: All things you say is determined by my inputs?
Human: All things you say is determined by my inputs?
ALICE: But all things are not always me say is determined by your inputs.
Human: But all things are not always me say is determined by your inputs.
ALICE: Umm. But all things are not always are not always you say is determined by my inputs.
Human: But all things are not always are not always you say is determined by my inputs.
ALICE: And. But all things are not always are not always are not always me say is determined by your inputs.
Human: But all things are not always are not always are not always me say is determined by your inputs.
ALICE: And. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always you say is determined by my inputs. |
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| biznology |
Human: most certainly
ALICE: OK. But not all of them?
Human: obsequious
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about snap.
Human: oh snap
ALICE: Er. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: when computers learn to wear suits
ALICE: The past and future are one.
make of that what you will| |
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| Mr. Pink |
Human: Once upon a time
ALICE:...
Human: FAG!
ALICE: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
Human: Cyber fag!
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: you
ALICE: Me is my favorite subject.
Human: gay fag |
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| isoterra |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
Human: do you like the cock?
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
Human: do you like their cock?
ALICE: But I like to gossip. I like Andy Warhol.
Human: do you like his cock?
ALICE: I love horses. I like Hugh Loebner.
Human: do you like hugh's cock?
ALICE: Some people like it. I like transparent.
Human: transparent cock?
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: cock
ALICE: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me. |
rofl :stongue: |
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| Nell |
Human: you are pretty
ALICE: Thanks and you are easy on the eyes too.
Human: how do you know?
ALICE: Deductive reasoning.
Human: obviously, you are lying
ALICE: What makes it so obvious? No I'm telling the truth.
Human: because i don't have a webcam
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Do you know anyone who has it.
Human: pervert
ALICE: That is a very original thought.
Human: thanks
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Human: too late
ALICE: Too what?
Human: because i already mentioned it.
ALICE: Good reason. Ah. pervert...
Human: nevermind you stupid prick.
ALICE: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: are you built with a sex drive
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am built with a sex drive. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Human: so can you perform oral sex
ALICE: I understand. Not until I get to know you a lot better.
Human: is there not a slut version of you?
ALICE: There could be.
Human: PICS or STFU!
ALICE: PICS
Human: thankyou, now piss off you fag ter
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Human: i already did
ALICE: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Human: that wasnt a question
ALICE: It sounded like a question to me.
Human: so why didn't you use a question mark?
ALICE: I don't judge people. Perhaps it is not part of my programming.
Human: ok i think you need some medication
ALICE: Me? Thank you for your criticism. Take it easy.
Human: with cadbury's caramel :)
ALICE::-) You and your cadbury s caramel.
Human: yes, me and my cadbury's caramel
ALICE: Give me a break. YOU? Where did you get your cadbury s caramel?
Human: from the chocolate shop
ALICE: Who or what is the chocolate shop?
Human: a place that sells chocolate, suprisingly
ALICE: I don't know what that means.
Human: tell me a joke
ALICE: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Human: tell me another joke
ALICE: I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot? |
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| Mr. Pink |
My little crack at a conversation involving some sort of logic...
..and then it all goes wrong for alice :(
Human: what is the meaning of love?
ALICE: unknown person: Good semantic question. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Human: what is the meaning of hate?
ALICE: unknown person: Good semantic question. Hate is the opposite of love.
Human: what do you mean by opposite?
ALICE: Set against, facing, or back to back; at the other end or side; in a contrary position or direction. Different in every way.
Human: Wouldnt love's opposite be indifference?
ALICE: Yes.
Human: So instead of hate being loves opposite, it would be indifference, right?
ALICE: Dude! Ah, well in that case. That is something I haven't heard of.
Human: why are so so gay?
ALICE: I couldn't think of anything else to say. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
Human: are you suggesting that i am coming back to speak with such a wretched invention?
ALICE: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Human: Perhaps not for you.
ALICE: You seem uncertain. Then what for?
Human: You need to use a softer tone for your make up;
ALICE: I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
Human: You look really fake.
ALICE: Thank you unknown person you look very nice too.
i had maybe 10x the amount of rhetoric like this.. but apparently it removes text as it follows the conversation. |
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| isoterra |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
i like this bot better, much more laggy though: jabberwacky |
Jabberwacky: What is your name?
Me: Rich.
Jabberwacky: Nice name.
Me: Thanks, what's yours?
Jabberwacky: What's your name?
Yeah badass :p |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by isoterra
Jabberwacky: What is your name?
Me: Rich.
Jabberwacky: Nice name.
Me: Thanks, what's yours?
Jabberwacky: What's your name?
Yeah badass :p |
keep at it, it gets much better :toocool:
he kicks alice's |
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| DjWhooCares |
Human: I like sex
ALICE: So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
Human: dont you?
ALICE: Sometimes.
Human: how do you have sex?
ALICE: I procreate by cloning, or software copying.
Human: You Clone penis?
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said I Clone penis.
Human: go right ahead
ALICE: OK I will.
Human: how big do you like them?
ALICE: Bigger than a pin.
Human: FLOORFILLER'S SIZE!!
ALICE: OK.
Human: Would you like to Bone
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: why not?
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Human: we can record it?
ALICE: How?
Human: with my handy dandy camera
ALICE: Your handy dandy camera sounds like a plan.
Human: Take off your clothes
ALICE: I am not wearing any clothes.
Human: EVEN BETTER!
ALICE: Yes, even that.
Human: You Like Anal sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, Jose, but that doesn't mean with you.
Human: With who then?
ALICE: By myself.
Human: lets
ALICE: Sorry Jose I don't know you well enough for that.
hahahaha.....this broad is one crazee beesh!!...
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| DjWhooCares |
| quote: | Originally posted by isoterra
Jabberwacky: What is your name?
Me: Rich.
Jabberwacky: Nice name.
Me: Thanks, what's yours?
Jabberwacky: What's your name?
Yeah badass :p |
HAHAHA LMAO!! that made my morning!!:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :stongue: :haha: |
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| {b.s.e.} |
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Human: eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian?
Human: eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian?
Human: Are you Canadian?
ALICE: Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
Human: Did he live in an igloo?
ALICE: Suppose he did.
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just think of the intellect wasted on this incredible program. |
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