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Achtung Ladies: Advice for spicing up sex life. (pg. 2)
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
My sincerest apologies for wasting your time then Rodrico, I can only wish that there are people in this world and forum with the mental strength and courageousness, not to mention maturity, to reply to my post in an constructive fashion, and not try and be humourous through stupidity. |
No, please take my apologies for not being able to give you advice on being a real man who knows how to pleasure his woman. You obviously must be a bore in bed to go out of your way to ask the internet on how to spice up your sex life. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
Your viewpoint on sex could perhaps lead to your chosen woman becoming bored and looking elsewhere to satisfy her adventurous streak.
I'm sure that many people are content to lead rather conservative sex lifes and along wih copious amounts of missionary position and sex in the dark I find that most women I have met also have a desire for stuff that is a little different once in a while and a change from the usual routine.
When starting out having sex I never tried anything different but have now found the joys that a little spice can bring. Some men view sex like pizza, there is no such thing as bad sex, but I disagree. |
well ur german, that explains it |
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| smokeape |
C'mon now Vivid, expected more outta you!
:p
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Pacific 2 ft Anita Kelsey - Have 2B With U (damn good one here!) |
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| Orbax |
this an immature thread yet>? can I play?
how bout some vodka sex
on a serious note, try f*ing with viking hats on, I bet thatd be awesome, youd remember it your entire life |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
No, please take my apologies for not being able to give you advice on being a real man who knows how to pleasure his woman. You obviously must be a bore in bed to go out of your way to ask the internet on how to spice up your sex life. |
If asking for advice somehow makes me not a real man, than I can accept that, although Rodrico thinking I'm a is not exactly going to erode my self esteem.
Could I beg you to explain to a bore in bed like me how a real man such as yourself would have an exciting sex life then? Any tips on pleasuring a women then?
My initial thought is that you take more pleasure in insulting than offering your own opinion on the matter....
And Vivid Boy: National stereotypes aside, are you sexually active? |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
this an immature thread yet>? can I play?
how bout some vodka sex
on a serious note, try f*ing with viking hats on, I bet thatd be awesome, youd remember it your entire life |
Good idea Orbax, this has been done already.
I find there is a correlation between shots of 151 Bacardi, Absinthe and tabasco and sexual adventure. |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
Good idea Orbax, this has been done already.
I find there is a correlation between shots of 151 Bacardi, Absinthe and tabasco and sexual adventure. |
Good idea, ask the virgin for sex tips...
Like I said, I am the best. |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
where are the pictures?
seriously? |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
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That picture makes my penis go soft...:( |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Good idea, ask the virgin for sex tips...
Like I said, I am the best. |
I would like to hazard a guess that your confidence is not backed up by your ability. The simple fact you have not offered any type of suggestion on a spicy sex life is proof enough to see through your inherent transparency.
To be honest, unless you can contribute constructively post somewhere else, as I did ask for some serious advice and your attempts to mock me are ineffective and are making you look immature more than anything.
So either grow up or post your in some other thread. I won't go to the bother of replying to any of your further posts if they don't provide outward evidence that they were constructed by someone over the age of 12 years old. |
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| Trancefered |
Try anal sex...
And also, try to get your dick sucked while she's holding a ice cube in her mouth... Didn't try it myself but two of my friends did and they say it's pretty cool |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trancefered
Try anal sex...
And also, try to get your dick sucked while she's holding a ice cube in her mouth... Didn't try it myself but two of my friends did and they say it's pretty cool |
Anal sex is a tender subject.
How does one approach it?
Should you just pop it in and hope for the best, a suprise attack, or ask nicely?
I've done it before and its been with girls that have never done it before, and it seems to be quite a painful experience, even when gently done.
The ice cube trick I must try...
Thanks |
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