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Achtung Ladies: Advice for spicing up sex life. (pg. 6)
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| make her a ham & spoof sandwich. Tell her it was cum after she has already eaten it. |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
make her a ham & spoof sandwich. Tell her it was cum after she has already eaten it. |
Now that would be really funny!
How old are you?
12? |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
Now that would be really funny!
How old are you?
12? |
....um close enough!
Another thing you can do is to tie her up & tell her you are gonna give her the Best sex she has ever had & then leave the room & let me come in & do the deed. |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
....um close enough!
Another thing you can do is to tie her up & tell her you are gonna give her the Best sex she has ever had & then leave the room & let me come in & do the deed. |
Or I could tie you up and drive over you a few times in my car.
That would probably be more fun. |
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| -=M=- |
a few points i'd like to make here
#1: the pooper is an exit wound, not an entry wound
#2: sex toys and other vibrating goodies are lots of fun :p |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by -=M=-
a few points i'd like to make here
#1: the pooper is an exit wound, not an entry wound
#2: sex toys and other vibrating goodies are lots of fun :p |
Nice use the term 'wound'.
Do you recommend vibrators for clitoral stimulation, like the butterfly, or the more conventional penis shaped devices? |
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| Rodrico |
| You know when two guys openly talk about vibrators and get excited, its time to log off TranceAddict for awhile... |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
You know when two guys openly talk about vibrators and get excited, its time to log off TranceAddict for awhile... |
You know when Rodrico posts its time to scroll down the page a little faster. |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
You know when Rodrico posts its time to scroll down the page a little faster. |
Clever, but how are you going to scroll past the last post. DUH! |
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| Dirk W. |
I think one of the more adventurous places I have done it was in some playground in the middle of the night on one of our cruise stops. I had just met the girl, told her I would not have sex till marriage (just a little lie :cool: ), and then ended up walking with her off the cruise ship and going out to some playground. I cut it off short when I came to my senses because I wasn't using a condom and I had no idea what potential a girl had for diseases that would hump a stranger in the middle of the night on a kids playground. -- Not super-adventuresome, but it sticks out in my mind.
As far as keeping it hot once yall are together for a while, I couldn't tell you. I have never kept a girlfriend longer than a few weeks and so I never worried about keeping her interested.
Sorry there's no advice really there. I guess I am just saying public places is something I have always been into. I'd explore that second girl option. That is a lot of fun.... |
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| Dmatrox |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
I am spending time with a charming and fun loving girl that preceeds me by a few years in age and along with being a great friend, we have some wickedly wild times as well. She has a large adventurous streak and tends to go extremely wild after a few drinks.
It is important to me that she always feels comfortable in my company and that our bind, chemistry and level of trust gets better not worse. And at the same time I want to ensure that she does not get bored and I am able to satisfy her sexual desires.
She has never said no to anything I have suggested and although she may not talk about her fantasies, she has many and her boundaries are wide and expansive. In the past when spending time with wild girls, and these I much prefer to innocent prudish types, I have regretted not pushing the limits and trying lots of new things.
This is something she said to me in email when I said that I hoped that my crazy wild side would not scare her off:
I like lots of things in the bedroom hey haha I just not one of those people who likes to talk in too many details
about things I have done with other ppl, I don’t know
why just doesn’t seem polite haha, as gay as that sounds
I don’t know anyway! But I like lots actually I like yeah haha
there’s not much I don’t like @ all so bring out the crazy side ;)
So far we have have loads of sex, like between 1 - 5 times per day, oral, conventional, all positions, in all places, inside and outside of the house, in private and public. Road dome is quite fun, so is using sexual toys and massage oils. We have played around with a camera (anybody that says pics or stfu I will slap) and handcuffs with blind folds. We tend to kiss alot and things are really passionate, and she says she likes girls, but would probably not like me prodding someone else. |
i thought u were gay. |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Clever, but how are you going to scroll past the last post. DUH! |
Good point, although the best thing with your posts in that they each look like a cut and paste from all your other posts with nil creativity, low interesting factor and always made in a try hard attempt to be insulting, which by the way you are not really good at, so whether your posts are the first or last its easy to just scroll straight past them.**
**small print: I can see the irony of stating that I don't read this twat's posts in an actual reply to one which shows I did in fact read it, but since I don't have any small rodents in a cage to prod with a sharp stick, chatting with Rodrico is the next best thing. |
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