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Achtung Ladies: Advice for spicing up sex life. (pg. 8)
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
there aint gonna be no tampering with the experiment. The steel is going in el-natural. We don't want the steel shooting out 100 miles an our on the event of a sneeze: Safety hazard ;) |
Well, in that case remember to wear a swat team like outfit with a helmet that is fire proof, acid proof and put plugs in your ears.
The main safety hazard will be your safety I think... |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
Well, in that case remember to wear a swat team like outfit with a helmet that is fire proof, acid proof and put plugs in your ears.
The main safety hazard will be your safety I think... |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
Ill be dressed up in Safety gear while she wears the Viking costume. :toothless :toothless |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
Ill be dressed up in Safety gear while she wears the Viking costume. :toothless :toothless |
I'd better not get a lawsuit against me for creating this thread. |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
If that isn't the message board equivalent of a 5 year old girl stamping her feet on the ground in a tantrum in a supermarket after Mum didn't buy her a lolly, then I don't know what is. |
Well, if anyone here would know how to spot out girls with the intelligence of a five year old, you would, hell, you probably date one.
| quote: | | Dummy spit of the month. |
Looks like tobias has hit the funny bone finally, dummy spit of the month? Is this suppose to make sense to all of us, cause to my understanding, dry wit and self appreciative comedy is humour fodder for retards only. Continue laughing by yourself on this witty remark.
| quote: | | So you are smarter, funnier and more creative than me? Whats next in your forum superiority challenge, a quiz on who's Dad is more successful? Lets try and keep the level of this discussion above a primary school tiff please and bragging on the internet with no ability to prove or disprove such claims stinks of childish competitiveness. |
Wow, another remark about my maturity, when my original post was stating how you had envy of my obvious greatness and creativeness, which you still haven't attacked the argument I might add. (right now, I am winning the argument cause you still haven't diffuse the fact your an unoriginal bastard)
| quote: | | I'm yet to see a post from you that demonstrates any creative ability whatsoever. I hope the examples you listed above weren't your best displays of such mindblowingly wonderful creativity, but if so I'd hold back on giving out lessons on creativity just for just a while. |
I see Captain Irony has to point out the fact that I continue to be un-original, and yet every post of mine has been completely different from the rest. While I gave the play by play of his every argument and attack, and lo-and-behold, he's still repeating himself to this very post.
Much like your penis, your aguments come off soft when you try to use them.
| quote: | | The best part of your postings seems to come from the fact that you think that using large words somehow makes you smart and knowledgable. Haha. |
Pot to Kettle: Your black, nigga!
| quote: | | When in a boxing ring there are laws against low blows which are usually done by struggling fighters that are having trouble competing in a fair fashion and are losing the battle. I'm afraid that such low acts as to call my girlfriend a slut and call me a homosexual, whilst not offending me in the slightest, only go to show that you are unable to engage in an intelligent debate where intellect rules over cheap shots. I'm sorry but this could go a fair way to disprove your claims of stardom made in your last post. |
What does any of this mean? Are you saying I am cheating by some standards of forum flaming etiquette? Are there really rules to how I can come up with insults? I dont get you anymore, you want to knock me down by being a complete hypocrite, and make it look as if your talking out of your own ass now. Good job buckaroo, you're now the forum jackass.
Listen, when you can come up with something a little better than this, click on the little button that says "QUOTE" and reply with something funnier and wittier. I am done with this whole attack on my talents, when you cant even defend your own.
Im going to bed, your rhetoric makes Mr. Smiley go sad.:( |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
I'd better not get a lawsuit against me for creating this thread. |
Hey, if the steel bar breaks by the reaction of her sneezing & clamping down with her sphincter muscles, flinging the bar into my eye, then mate your gonna need all the insurance you can get!! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Well, if anyone here would know how to spot out girls with the intelligence of a five year old, you would, hell, you probably date one.
Looks like tobias has hit the funny bone finally, dummy spit of the month? Is this suppose to make sense to all of us, cause to my understanding, dry wit and self appreciative comedy is humour fodder for retards only. Continue laughing by yourself on this witty remark.
Wow, another remark about my maturity, when my original post was stating how you had envy of my obvious greatness and creativeness, which you still haven't attacked the argument I might add. (right now, I am winning the argument cause you still haven't diffuse the fact your an unoriginal bastard)
I see Captain Irony has to point out the fact that I continue to be un-original, and yet every post of mine has been completely different from the rest. While I gave the play by play of his every argument and attack, and lo-and-behold, he's still repeating himself to this very post.
Much like your penis, your aguments come off soft when you try to use them.
Pot to Kettle: Your black, nigga!
What does any of this mean? Are you saying I am cheating by some standards of forum flaming etiquette? Are there really rules to how I can come up with insults? I dont get you anymore, you want to knock me down by being a complete hypocrite, and make it look as if your talking out of your own ass now. Good job buckaroo, you're now the forum jackass.
Listen, when you can come up with something a little better than this, click on the little button that says "QUOTE" and reply with something funnier and wittier. I am done with this whole attack on my talents, when you cant even defend your own.
Im going to bed, your rhetoric makes Mr. Smiley go sad.:( |
Is there anybody else in the form reading this ?
Talk about having your head shoved up your ass.
Talk about a big ego. How you do fit through standard sized doors Rodrico with a head the size of yours?
Please go on to grace us with another post on how good you are, remember to specifically mention your highlights such as creativity, intelligence, humour and charming girls, and please give some real life examples so we can learn from your eternal wisdom. Don't forget to say how I am also whilst you are big noting yourself.
If you think that you are creative because each post of yours is different than the rest then thats quite funny.
Although I must congratulate you on the joke in the first sentence quite funny and relevant, and worthy of a smile.
Arguing on the internet and insulting people just seems quite silly to me, I've better ways to spend my time, like having sex and drinking beer and listening to trance music. I'm a happy creature. So please show us your happy side and post something maybe even positive, perhaps then you won't appear like a miserable old bastard. |
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| trancebrat |
| How the hell did I miss this thread? :wtf: |
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| Orbax |
| You were probably having one of those life things that we all fake but wish someone could make us have. |
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| trancebrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
You were probably having one of those life things that we all fake but wish someone could make us have. |
I want some ice cream Orbie :( |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| This thread is funny - Rodrico is accusing Tobias of homosexuality while clearly, he is the only one stimulating his anus...with his head. :wtf: :stongue: |
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| Dmatrox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
This thread is funny - Rodrico is accusing Tobias of homosexuality while clearly, he is the only one stimulating his anus...with his head. :wtf: :stongue: |
i thought tobias was because of some thread he posted about hair.
the second part of that sentence gives bad imagery :nervous: |
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