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Fcuk the US Government!!!
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| kfergs |
Ok so today i wake up and im with my girlfriend and we start to have sex and whatever and about 10 minutes thru the ing phone rings... turns out its Allen, from the United States Army calling for me... i was like uhh what's up and he continued to try and presued me to join the Army and in turn being pretty drunk and having been interupted from sexy time i flip out on the guy and im like "look buddy I don't support this retarded country or protecting it, personally i plan to the out as soon as i can"... then hes like "ummm, well. ahhh... ok. do you have any friends i could contact to talk to about joining?" im like " no! all my friends hate this hole too"... hes like "ok have a good day"... and the whole time my girlfriend is in the background yelling just tell him we're having in sex and to shut the up.... :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
who would have thought the US government would stoop to new lows to up its citizens lives:conf: |
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| jonSun |
| Well the sex must have been pretty boring if you stopped to answer the phone. |
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| TigerClaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Well the sex must have been pretty boring if you stopped to answer the phone. |
Just pray they don't come busting on your door and arest you for treason or something. :haha: |
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| fuct4less |
| Yes, the government always knows when these types of things are occurring. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Well the sex must have been pretty boring if you stopped to answer the phone. |
+1, reminds me of that paris hilton home vid. if your romping your chick do not answer teh phone n00b.
plus whatever happened to just hanging up. |
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| Sunsnail |
| Krysta you are so hawt |
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| DarkAngel |
| its jus like big brother to peepin you when u least expect, even when youre taking a |
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| kamil |
| quote: | Originally posted by kfergs
the whole time my girlfriend is in the background yelling just tell him we're having in sex and to shut the up.... :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!! |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by jenniepie
Well the sex must have been pretty boring if you stopped to answer the phone. |
so yeah jennie when am i gonna get to draw on your ass |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
so yeah jennie when am i gonna get to draw on your ass |
Only if the marker is one of the fat ones. |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Only if the marker is one of the fat ones. |
you know with me its all bout the fat tip |
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| Viber |
heh,the diffrences between the U.S and Israel...
U.S.A: you get a call from a guy called Allen who says "can you please join the serviece?...please don't hurt me..."
Iarael: you get a letter where it says: "you're going to the army or to prison bitch!! youre life is ours!!!" |
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