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| Vlad |
| pickles, and the pickles and the pickles. AND THE PICKLES... warm hot mustard, spread all over my body, relish, stuck between the crack of my ass... ketchup covering my nipples, making them hard as rocks.... AND THE PICKLES. Like my very crabby angelical grandmother once said: You can't horses without contributing to the downfall of the Bolshevik Regime. I am horny for some , but no hair, pass the cum, please. Why do we fall in love when doves cry? Probably for the same reason I do; Bukakke neglect. It's a real problem that needs a real solution. I'm devoted to this issue and hope this November you'll vote to ban bukkake' neglect! A series of scientific test has shown neglection of bukkake to be the number one reason for the implosion of Dr. Phil's head. He was never seen again. |
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| paranoik0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
This is becoming dangerously addictive. |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
This is becoming dangerously addictive. Luckily it's not anonymous, or some real hell would have broken loose. (Or is that an "Unluckily"?) |
"recent stories " and it gives you all the stores made... and you can check you wrote what! lol |
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| Vlad |
| .................HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME? HOW MUCH DO YOU REALLY CAAAARE? it wasn't really care, more of a rare form of obsession, due to the fact that i masturbated well over the maximum exceded amount allowed per day, but I couldnt help it with the c0r n00dz that I received. as they say, you aren't famous untill 1/2 the CORe has seen you naked. That's when your dignity is thrown out the window, or Windows. You have to move to another planet and change your sex, name and the diameter of your . Saturn is home to many caramel (black and white) cross dressers. The age of consent is: tight. |
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| Frenchie |
| Said the splooge, with a big hat made out of genital material. But then I though, what the is genital material? Asked the man with no elbows, and a bowl full of snot balancing on his head. His rather large head. Awwwww. That made him sad. Huge heads suck. But very fullfilling. Right Slylee? |
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| RJT |
| Often times people don't anally ravage enough. Obviously there's a lack of anal education in our schools. Were it not for such valuable education, our supistory intake of KY Jelly would be so low that surely 7/9ths of the country would be in deficit. Economy would be more of an interesting subject if by some mean of teleport(z), we were able to reach the pinnacle of sexual travel. In all seriousness, dragging your tongue from a vagina to an anus is quite exhausting. I'd rather slide down a slide face down while naked, and rub my dick off with friction that could fuel the sun! My penis is permanently red. |
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| Frenchie |
| My stomach hurts from laughing. |
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| Vlad |
| with a the big bucket of a sphincter that she has because its been torn open like a plastic bag and seals like a ziploc! But the ziploc had a defect, the bag was leaky, like Frenchie's ovaries, and egg white omelettes started cooking hin her blood pads. As he gasped for air, spread eagled on the couch. Coughing his lungs up in a fit of contrition. The teapot boiled. A baby fell out the window. Nou cried that day. But the TV kept blaring. It was a tragic day. I cut my finger. On the other hand, his hand was a lobster hand. A lobster claw. "Do you pick out slaves from the aquarium?" said John. "No," said Mary. "I use their bones to make my bread." Her face exploded. The cum she stored under her skin had finally burst. A dog had a hard-on, damn. |
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| RJT |
| Oh, whoever did the Googooly thing is a ing . |
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| Frenchie |
| I can't read the stories or see what I type now :( And it freezes up! |
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