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| enferno |
| what are your guys sn's on there? |
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| dj_bas |
| I'm in! Which one are you guys playing? |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
what are your guys sn's on there? |
I refuse to tell. Should be obvious ;) |
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| enferno |
This is not necessiarily a negative thing. Incontinence leads to the extinction of one's species. I have always wanted to be a fish! So he hastily removed his foreskin and taped it to his neck hoping this would work as some make shift gills. However he had a nasty shock when he was hit from behind with a pair of jumper cables attached a car battery. Suddenly, he came to the realization that the other car's battery was disfunctional. He needed another power source, AND QUICK! He rushed to his trunk and grabbed a box of lucky charms, furiously digging...digging...HE FOUND IT. He shoved the ring on, wen a realization was reached. The ring gave magical powers only comparable to fourty and one Viagra pills. With this power, our hero decided to retire. With is low self esteem, he decided it ws better to sit in the couch than to use his poweres to fight evil. 60 years later, he died an old man, asleep in his bed, when he was raped by his pet horse. This caused massive hemmorages.
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| dj_bas |
In the beginning my pants were down. Later said pants went up again, can't ing trust em! Suddenly, a large man dressed as a cauliflower entered. "Let's play steamed vegetables", the cauliflower suggested. I put on my wizard robe and hat and put an end to that lame fad once ad for all.
Last sentence is mine, powned imo. |
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| mezzir |
This is not necessiarily a negative thing. Incontinence leads to the extinction of one's species. I have always wanted to be a fish! So he hastily removed his foreskin and taped it to his neck hoping this would work as some make shift gills. However he had a nasty shock when he was hit from behind with a pair of jumper cables attached a car battery. Suddenly, he came to the realization that the other car's battery was disfunctional. He needed another power source, AND QUICK! He rushed to his trunk and grabbed a box of lucky charms, furiously digging...digging...HE FOUND IT. He shoved the ring on, wen a realization was reached. The ring gave magical powers only comparable to fourty and one Viagra pills. With this power, our hero decided to retire. With is low self esteem, he decided it ws better to sit in the couch than to use his poweres to fight evil. 60 years later, he died an old man, asleep in his bed, when he was raped by his pet horse. This caused massive hemmorages.
damnit, mine got cut off halfway through :( |
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| Omega_M |
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almost there just one more time please, I'd really like you to do it again without relying on Viagara. The elephant rolled its eyes, it needed a fix of sugarcane and this woman was hounding him for more senseless shagging whilst bitterly slagging off his younger sister who was a complete and utter bastard! "In order to arouse a Panda - one must claps its genitals firmly in the left hand and sqeeze the old 'spunk truncheon' until reaching the 'vinegar stoke'.
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| quote: | Originally posted by dallastar
did you read this one - Hilarious! |
Haha that was amazing. :stongue: :stongue: |
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| RJT |
| quote: | | It is fun to fart because just to see the face of the Boy Scout felching you for a tanner for Bob-A-Job Week. Evil little nazi's in their brownshirts... , black tea in every pot in every household all across the land, the sweet caress of brushed suede across the back of my neck- all delectable, all hard to place, and strangely timeless. a world without clocks or time itself loomed ahead. With a final breath, the nubile princess spoke of cranberry dewdrops and peppermint tingling KY jelly. It was the finest wedding day anyone in the kingdom of ketaminia had ever been a party to. They think. |
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| dj_bas |
| Why are some things locked? |
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