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| dj_alfi |
| She was always the best at that, I miss her cooking...but now she's livin' in the floorboards. POWNED!! Then, suddenly . . BAM! Ejaculation! The next day, slylee complained of an inner-ear infection. Most likly caused by sperm in her hear. A hear, or as its more often thought as, the area between the ear and the hair where you can still kinda hear vibrations. The vibrations off course meaning the ones from Psy-T's new dildo: THE POWER-o-MATIC ASSPLORER 2000! |
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| enferno |
| atlast the love for Frenchie will truly be honred in this story. The Male population of TA, shall confress in here. Hello. My name is Slylee, and I'm addicted to cum. "That's pretty dirty!", thought the patient school marm. Then I asked myself.....what is a marm? Then I remembered it was just a term I had heard on Family Guy. The end |
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| wizniz |
| im not taking credit for my comments in the above stories :nervous: |
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| dj_bas |
| Once there was a man from Nantucket. He was actually quite the introspective type of man had a big fat poopie. lolz. Swamper came. And Swamper raped. And this became known as TA v2.0. |
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| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
She was always the best at that, I miss her cooking...but now she's livin' in the floorboards. POWNED!! Then, suddenly . . BAM! Ejaculation! The next day, slylee complained of an inner-ear infection. Most likly caused by sperm in her hear. A hear, or as its more often thought as, the area between the ear and the hair where you can still kinda hear vibrations. The vibrations off course meaning the ones from Psy-T's new dildo: THE POWER-o-MATIC ASSPLORER 2000! |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
She was always the best at that, I miss her cooking...but now she's livin' in the floorboards. POWNED!! Then, suddenly . . BAM! Ejaculation! The next day, slylee complained of an inner-ear infection. Most likly caused by sperm in her hear. A hear, or as its more often thought as, the area between the ear and the hair where you can still kinda hear vibrations. The vibrations off course meaning the ones from Psy-T's new dildo: THE POWER-o-MATIC ASSPLORER 2000! |
Best one yet! :haha: |
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| enferno |
| Then frenchie stole Psy-t's massive butt dildo and lived happily ever after. The end. Not! Borat busted up laughing his ass off as the Kazakstan military dragged him from his throne of clique jokes. One last utterance escaped... "I've pooped myself!" And then, death. But, after death, 14 pounds of liquid feces shot forth from their over-glorified arsehole. |
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| once there was a man from Nantucket. He was actually quite the introspective type of man had a big fat poopie. lolz. Swamper came. And Swamper raped. And this became known as TA v2.0. |
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| enferno |
| Thats when i said Uh oh! Then, all of TA, splitted up in hunting groups, cus two TA's were gonna die: Nou and Googoly! What? Emo thoughts in MY head? Never. The only way to cure these emo thoughts is suicide. I reached for deaths sweet embrace Deaths sweet embrace off course meaning Psy-T's new dildo: THE POWER-o-MATIC ASSPLORER 2000! No dildo had ever felt so good in an - And after you were finished it even had a "cuddle" feature. It was the friendliendliest dildo ever in the world, and they lived happily ever after! ... Ten years later, they both died of AIDS. |
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Sent these to my boss...OMFG...
I never thought this would be so funny |
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