|
fun! (pg. 8)
|
View this Thread in Original format
| EXTREMUM |
This one time at bandcamp, I raped my counselor. IN THE BUTT! LOLZ! ROFL! OMGIDIE! AND OTHER SUCH EXCLAMATIONS! This outburst was followed by hours upon hours of non-stop sex, I couldn't go to sleep. So, I decided to have sex with my lovely lady once again! She came so hard, the cleaning bill maxed out my credit card.
Contributors... Frenchie Guy234567 dj_alfi wizniz EXTREMUM |
|
|
| enferno |
| Frenchie is so god damned hot it's ridiculous. Equaled only by Pete Sampras, the kittens evolvet into multi-orgasming water-wet-watering-ings. but this was theoretically impossible. Then again, we used to think that about comsuming more than 5 gallons of sperm per hour, but slylee has proved us wrong on countless occasions. But this was fine because it wasnt the first time. Punctuation and grammar flew out the window as well as rational thought. As everything turned abstract, I remembered I ate that pill that the one dude with rave pants gave me at the club because I said "PLUR!" I was now thinking it was a little bit sketchy, so I asked my m8 "WTF M8?" and he's like "Sometimes I cry." It was then that I knew I was truly e d. on second thought, that sounded quite appealing, as i have not had sperm run down my asscrack in a while. |
|
|
| dj_alfi |
| Slylee liked having her ass licked by midgets. then one managed to SHOVE ITSELF UP MY ASS!!! PSY T's dildo had a mind of its own and acted in accordance with these wishes. It skimmed across the room like a manatee and stung him right in the ass with its "EARTHQUAKE" function on full blast. He recoiled a bit, but then it was right back to sucking on a far dick; No rest for the wicked. Unless you have the POWER-o-MATIC ASSPLORER 2000! For some reason I passed out at this point... |
|
|
| Frenchie |
| proced to sweep up all of the sperm in the world. Oh no! i forgot my dustpan at home! I'll just use my isntead! BUT REMEMBER THE LUBE!!! Were the last famous words spoken by Nou the day of his banning. I waited eagerly on the edge of my chair, dick in my left hand, mouse in my right, to hear those words: "I want to you." Orly, no way?! |
|
|
| wizniz |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
Slylee liked having her ass licked by midgets. then one managed to SHOVE ITSELF UP MY ASS!!! PSY T's dildo had a mind of its own and acted in accordance with these wishes. It skimmed across the room like a manatee and stung him right in the ass with its "EARTHQUAKE" function on full blast. He recoiled a bit, but then it was right back to sucking on a far dick; No rest for the wicked. Unless you have the POWER-o-MATIC ASSPLORER 2000! For some reason I passed out at this point... |
FTW! |
|
|
| enferno |
| Nou took nude pictures of me an IGK. Oh, have i forgotten to tell you? Im an 8 year old boy. From Yehaaw County, Texas. This boy had wings made out of tomato juice. Or JUICE if you will... but I won't. So you shouldn't I shouldn't, but It feels good when you rub me like that. me love you long time! |
|
|
| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
Nou took nude pictures of me an IGK. Oh, have i forgotten to tell you? Im an 8 year old boy. From Yehaaw County, Texas. This boy had wings made out of tomato juice. Or JUICE if you will... but I won't. So you shouldn't I shouldn't, but It feels good when you rub me like that. me love you long time! |
lOL
When reading this... read out loud... |
|
|
| dj_alfi |
| REDICULAAAESSS Shouted the old angry man with worms in his pockets, like, omg. Pocket. Pool. Owns. I whipped out my pocket pool again and shot a few holes, if you know whuum say'n. She erupted like Mt. Igklikesyoungboys. Its somewhere in the himalayas. Meanwhile a new species of Hamsters was discovered living between the Headmasters wrinkly buttocks. The hamsters had sustained themselves by farming crops in the folds and the occasional scone that was accidently inserted. |
|
|
| Frenchie |
| shoved it up my ass! Just like everything else today. It just isn't funny anymore. Unless, of course, you bring the POWER-o-MATIC ASSPLORER 2000! BEST. SLEEPOVER. EVAR! Hours were passed in simple ecstasy induced by ecstacy. duh. That's how Frenchie lost her innocence. |
|
|
| Vlad |
| Upon Psy-T passing out with the POWER-o-MATIC ASSPLORER 2000, Nou walks in the room earing a vibrant vibrating sound, and sees this screwdriver of a dildo in Psy-T's ass still on. He than proceeded to take it out, look at it and put it in his mouth for lubrication. He than pulled his pants down and started rubbing the ASSPLORER 2000 upon his sphinter muscle, the vibrations so strong making him all over the dildo, but this didnt stop the very determined Nou. He quickly shrugged off the from the dildo, stuck the dildo in Psy-T's mouth, this time, for lubrication and proceeded to continue to rub his sphincter. After getting his sphincter all moistened up, he slowly started putting the ASSPLORER 2000 into his anus, enjoying it so much that he managed to shove it all the way up into his colon, hitting the ejaculatory glands laying adjacent to the colon. Nou got great pleasure from this feeling and proceeded to not just shove the ASSPLORER 2000 deeply into his colon, but to rotate it around in the colon, teasing his glands. After several minutes, Psy-T than woke up to seeing Nou with the ASSPLORER 2000 in his colon, but it was too late Nou had achieved climax and surprised Psy-T with a load to the face... |
|
|
| enferno |
hoved it up my ass!!! But then again, I'm Enferno, I love that . Almost as much as i love masturbating my new kitten, using lard as a lubricant. MMMMMM LAAAAARD *drools* I threw up a little in my mouth. Not in this story game, IRL... you know? I really threw up. Thats ing disgusting. As a result of these feelings, was one horny mammoth.
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
|
|
|
|
