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fun! (pg. 2)
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| enferno |
"Filthy Filthy Filthy" mums boots distracted daniel Juterhonson from errupt a trumpet uno one. Can't win them all . The laws of probability say this, of course. "But what is the probability that one will be struck by lightning", Jim wondered. Jim's final thoughts before he ceased to exist were "monkey see, monkey doo. Man i gotta take a ." All of 4 seconds later, he was vaporized by the 2 inch tall martins from mars. It's a shame all that was left of him was a residue. It's a shame he had forgotten to pick up 1% milk because it allows for better lubrication of one's tuba. were it not for this magican, cure-all lubricant, i would be unable to place my fully-erect cockrod inside of the mouthpiece. they should change 'mouthpiece' into 'cockpiece.' Googly should get throat punched.
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| Frenchie |
| I can't even type properly im laughing so hard:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :wtf: |
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| wizniz |
| That Tuesday I would never forget. It was the day that I knew that Tranceaddict would eventually implode upon itself due to killdadj's posts These posts infuriated Bill Gates, enough so that he hired a hitman. This hitman was named Frenchie, rather, a hitwoman. Her assignment was to bugger killadj via a 4 foot telescoping strapon. when frenchie put on the strapon and slowly worked its ribbed and knobbed head into the wet sweaty orifice of gregor mendel. however, gregor has been dead for well over 100 years. thusly, frenchie suddenly realized that she was a necropheliac. half enraged, half turned on, she ran around to all of the graveyards in her town and proceded to fornicate with bodies. It was on that day that she realized she had no abandon when it came to those matters of sexuality that she had previously thought unthinkable. Taboo pwns logic. |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
That Tuesday I would never forget. It was the day that I knew that Tranceaddict would eventually implode upon itself due to killdadj's posts These posts infuriated Bill Gates, enough so that he hired a hitman. This hitman was named Frenchie, rather, a hitwoman. Her assignment was to bugger killadj via a 4 foot telescoping strapon. when frenchie put on the strapon and slowly worked its ribbed and knobbed head into the wet sweaty orifice of gregor mendel. however, gregor has been dead for well over 100 years. thusly, frenchie suddenly realized that she was a necropheliac. half enraged, half turned on, she ran around to all of the graveyards in her town and proceded to fornicate with bodies. It was on that day that she realized she had no abandon when it came to those matters of sexuality that she had previously thought unthinkable. Taboo pwns logic. |
LOL!!! *highlight, copy, paste in word* |
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| wizniz |
wow that worked out pretty well!
high five enferno ;) |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | almost there just one more time please, I'd really like you to do it again without relying on Viagara. The elephant rolled its eyes, it needed a fix of sugarcane and this woman was hounding him for more senseless shagging whilst bitterly slagging off his younger sister who was a complete and utter bastard! "In order to arouse a Panda - one must claps its genitals firmly in the left hand and sqeeze the old 'spunk truncheon' until reaching the 'vinegar stoke'.
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did you read this one - Hilarious! |
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
wow that worked out pretty well!
high five enferno ;) |
aye plas juan |
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| enferno |
Me Tarzan. Me love Frenchie. Me talk like this. p000psex is the soup du jour. Speaking of the French, I have heard that they do not shave. I have also heard that each has an unborn sibling living in their abdomen, just like in Total Recall. However a certain scene was edited out of the final version, in this scene Arnie finds himself without any buttocks instead they have been replaced with shaved armadillos. These armadillos will then burrow into the Cobra fortress and attempt to fish out the Cobra Commander, which is clearly a logical pursuit as Armadillos are resistant to the frequency of Cobra laser blasters. This is, of course, common as a practice for the people of nambia in their yearly mating rituals. They gather many sticks and probe each other in an effort to
pretty funny, but you guys need to pay attention to when you're the last person. |
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| RJT |
| Yeah, a couple have died with "to." :( |
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| Frenchie |
lol!
Am I the topic of the day!! |
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