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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
bahaaa that last ones so random but it made me lol the most
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oh, why thank you. |
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| mezzir |
| lolslylee's not gonna like this thread |
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| dj_alfi |
| He then pulled off his pants. SEE! I TOLD YOU I HAVE A PENIS! The fell off the roof, and everybody died. I laughed. 'em, you know? But that wasn't enough, he wanted more, he wanted less, he didn't know what he wanted because he was slow. Mikey Mike called him out on it too! Its really hard knowing what to write when u get liek three words.. Sooo.. [insert teh funnah here] |
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| wizniz |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
oh, why thank you. |
you like my lyrical prose with reference to the tongue? ;) |
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| enferno |
| ax!" cried my mom She then opted to have a large burly black man reach up her vaginal crevice and tear her ovarise out, bare handed. Of course, since ovaries are necessary for my sexual arousal, I kept them to myself. I stored them in my dresser drawer, only pulling them out twice daily at 5 am and 5 pm to masturbate myself, and rex, the dog. He liks buttsehckz even more than i do! And recently despite my illness, I've grown to love . This "love" was like that one would have toward a cancer. You'll miss it when it's gone simply because it made you special...but you realize, you're better off without it. This "cancer" was Googoly. *don't you, forget about me. d'd'd'don't don't you* |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
Its really hard knowing what to write when u get liek three words.. Sooo.. [insert teh funnah here] |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
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| RJT |
| It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Mikey Mike was in full reign, but spending most of his time fending off the neighboring walrus tribe called the Googoly that somehow kept dying on his front porch. His mail was always late, mailmen don' t like expensive shoes. They do, however, like expensive socks...greedy bastards! "H&M DOESNT CARRY THOSE CHARCOAL ARGYLE SOCKS ANMORE YOU SENSELESS BASTARD", he yelled at me. Shame rose to my face like a red ballon full of helium. I began apologizing with my short black penis while poking nou in the ass. Just like nou used to do himself. Only he used his brand new canon camera with super optical lense. He used to take pictures of all the rodents up his ass, so he could masterbate to them later. For now, he had a job to do; those goats aren't going to milk themselves! |
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| enferno |
| And all at once the captors known only to myself and Roger as "the others" were all around us. That's when I knew I wanted to get naked, and fast. I set the lazer gun to 'medium-low vaporize' and vaporized all my clothes. It was cold out, so my mom brought me my winter jacket. She didn't want me to get cold - Sometimes in the winter I get the sniffles. I cure them by doing body shots out of slylee's martini glass-like vagina, putting my head upside down, and shooting the sticky resulting residue out of my nose as fast and as hard as i can. Once the sniffles are cured, I'll be free like a bird. Then again, nothing in life is free. I decided to pay with 4 gallons of my cum, due to the fact that i lust for that bird oh so much. |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Mikey Mike was in full reign, but spending most of his time fending off the neighboring walrus tribe called the Googoly that somehow kept dying on his front porch. His mail was always late, mailmen don' t like expensive shoes. They do, however, like expensive socks...greedy bastards! "H&M DOESNT CARRY THOSE CHARCOAL ARGYLE SOCKS ANMORE YOU SENSELESS BASTARD", he yelled at me. Shame rose to my face like a red ballon full of helium. I began apologizing with my short black penis while poking nou in the ass. Just like nou used to do himself. Only he used his brand new canon camera with super optical lense. He used to take pictures of all the rodents up his ass, so he could masterbate to them later. For now, he had a job to do; those goats aren't going to milk themselves! |
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