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| dj_bas |
| But not as much his friend Billy...boy did he love them so! The only other real love in his life was a girl he'd been pining for since he was just a young lad. Alas, he knew he'd never tap that ass! That's what he used to think, until that one glorious day when it all came falling down...he was drunk. When he got up and looked around, he couldnt recognize anyone. This topsy turny world of colors and streaks looked unfamiliar. In his confusion, he took a slug off his trusty jizz cantene. AH! The refeshing taste of a nice hot load running down his throat reminded him of summers at Uncle Charlies. Those were the days. They were behind me now and I longed for the days ahead, the days that I would stick it to that chick Frenchie. |
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| Frenchie |
| This caused Nou to get banned by Coup, because we have no tolleration for tards up in hurrrr. Axes about me , Nigga nigga axe about me Then jdat ate a pile of . Still warm. Well, it was only two minutes since Nou laid it. OH THE IRONY! OH THE HYPOCRICY! What was to be done? So much time... yet so little time! I grabbed a broom and SHOVED IT UP MY ASS!!! werd to bigberd |
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| RJT |
| Happy peanuts soar, over chocolate-covered mountaintops and waterfalls of caramel. Or poop as normal people call it. What is normal though? is it the morbid fascination with bloody semen> If so, then i'm so normal i an cum out my ears! "Eeegads!" I thought "What's with all the ear cumming these days?" When I scratched my head in wonderment, I must've tilted my head the right way because a humorously hypocritical stream of man juice came tumbling down. I showered in it's delicious gooeyness. Best. Birthday. Ever. |
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| enferno |
| ME IN THE ASS HOLE" his father yelled at him. "TAKE OFF YOUR DAMN PANTS AND SHOW ME HOW YOU CLEAN YOURSELF BOY!" Wash behind the ears. No one likes getting pwnd in the places they cant see. Unless you rip it open! or SHOVE IT UP MY ASS!!! The cries were heard from around the building, but alas...he longed for the days ahead. The days when he would stick it to that chick Frenchie. |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
ME IN THE ASS HOLE" his father yelled at him. "TAKE OFF YOUR DAMN PANTS AND SHOW ME HOW YOU CLEAN YOURSELF BOY!" Wash behind the ears. No one likes getting pwnd in the places they cant see. Unless you rip it open! or SHOVE IT UP MY ASS!!! The cries were heard from around the building, but alas...he longed for the days ahead. The days when he would stick it to that chick Frenchie. |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
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| RJT |
| Then he arse ed the donkey till it started bleed out its ears. All she could think was "Damn, I can't believe I let him cum in my ear!" She then vomited. Only, it wasn't vomit! it was manjuice! . . oh, no big suprize there. In fact the suprise was almost as big as punisher's big suprise. Kaput. This devastating realization made him cream his pants. In his shame he explained that this was his first time, and he'd just gotten a little excited. "it happens, right?" he said looking up in shame at her, knowing that he could never please her as well as her massive black dildo. That boy was Nou. |
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| dj_alfi |
| Pumping iron like a million oil rigs worked its fleshy body up and down on my svelt shaft. A moan escaped from my lips like ass smell. i then SHOVED IT UP MY ASS!!! But of course, i used lubrication. Tears from a thousand young boys. The young boys were of course not boys at all, they were sea horses with giant vaginas. They smelled like Frenchie. Ugh! |
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| eckmek |
| i suck at this, but it's goddamn funny :D |
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