FAO: MellyMel (and the 4 other actual women on TA) (pg. 137)
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bas |
I'm not waxing my ass :stongue: |
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notelfreak |
you should it is awesome.
how the are you supposed to get fingers shoved up there during felatio if you have a lenny kravitz. |
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MeLLyMeL |
believe it or not - crack wax is not painful.
plus the warmness from the wax feels quite good :) |
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notelfreak |
i cried like a little bitch, but poops feel better now that they do not get stuck in my fur. |
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MeLLyMeL |
really?
i think that is the least painful! maybe since it's done at the end the pain doesn't really compare. |
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bas |
quote: | Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
really?
i think that is the least painful! maybe since it's done at the end the pain doesn't really compare. |
Maybe it's because you're just so used to getting jammed in the crack :conf: |
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notelfreak |
quote: | Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
really?
i think that is the least painful! maybe since it's done at the end the pain doesn't really compare. |
don't forget we have balls and the perineum (sic).
if i would have to describe the feeling i would say it felt like sliding down a slide made of razor blades into a pool full of rubbing alcohol and then jumping on a bike with no seat from a roof.
but yeah like i said, totally worth it.:P |
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MeLLyMeL |
quote: | Originally posted by notelfreak
don't forget we have balls and the perineum (sic).
if i would have to describe the feeling i would say it felt like sliding down a slide made of razor blades into a pool full of rubbing alcohol and then jumping on a bike with no seat from a roof.
but yeah like i said, totally worth it.:P | i forgot about the balls..
lol @ how u explained it! |
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squirrelly |
quote: | Originally posted by notelfreak
don't forget we have balls and the perineum (sic).
if i would have to describe the feeling i would say it felt like sliding down a slide made of razor blades into a pool full of rubbing alcohol and then jumping on a bike with no seat from a roof.
but yeah like i said, totally worth it.:P |
That is a FANTASTIC analogy |
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MeLLyMeL |
lol. it fuking hurts for 2.5 seconds!
the rip is fast! the lady yesterday petted the spot where she ripped right after.
They are supposed to either put pressure or pet you down there after they rip. It makes the pain go away alot faster.
Although I have had some bitches who rip and go back to getting more wax.
I love how cheap Uni K Wax is. FUll Bikini, Butt Strip, Underarms = $39 bucks. Really 41 but I had $3 worth of points. still cheap. |
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squirrelly |
She didn't pat me! She ripped and then put more wax right on! |
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MeLLyMeL |
really - I wouldn't go anywhere other than a Uni K Wax.
I've been to 3 in Miami alone... all of them are the same. Look the same, wax is the same, procedures are all the same.
I am really glad that they opened one in NY. I happened to fina a place just like it up here but they charge 50 for full bikini & strip.
If someone can't recommend you a place/person - then maybe you should just wait to get waxed.
Also, Uni is professional - they make you fill out forms asking what medication you take (if any) that can interfere with the wax.
Hydrocortisone is one. (Sp?) |
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