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FAO: MellyMel (and the 4 other actual women on TA) (pg. 49)
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| Banora |
| quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
mmmm not so much! It's too painful for me. There simply isn't enough weed or alcohol to make that pain stop :( |
I tried it a few times. First few times it was with the same guy and took some getting used to, but it was pretty good after.
Second was a few years later with a different guy... he was waaaaay too ing big to be up there. I basically was like 'oh hell no' after he was a bit of the ways in. |
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| squirrelly |
tucker max? don't make me google search.
explain.
and it better be hot and sex or I'll be mad that you're ruining the mood :mad: |
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| squirrelly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
I tried it a few times. First few times it was with the same guy and took some getting used to, but it was pretty good after.
Second was a few years later with a different guy... he was waaaaay too ing big to be up there. I basically was like 'oh hell no' after he was a bit of the ways in. |
I'm telling you.
He'll be like baby please
I'll say ok
two seconds later OW OW OW OW ING STOP BEFORE I CUT YOUR NADS OFF YOU DOUCHE
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
tucker max? don't make me google search.
explain.
and it better be hot and sex or I'll be mad that you're ruining the mood :mad: |
He jsut has a ton of life stories that are so off the wall they are obviously fake. Funny but stupid. Kinda like Jay! Funny fake and stupid :p |
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| squirrelly |
what if they were real :eek:
lolol my dad does that to with people. He'll be all serious and lean in close and be like "I'm a trained sniper. Don't with me."
People are like :nervous: |
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| Banora |
| quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
lolol my dad does that to with people. He'll be all serious and lean in close and be like "I'm a trained sniper. Don't with me."
People are like :nervous: |
:stongue:
I'm so glad my parents never gave a /were never around. |
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| elFreak |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Tucker Max! That's who I was thinking of, Jay stop stealing Tucker Max's fake stories. |
who? |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
who? |
Oh off :stongue: |
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| elFreak |
| i tried but when i off it is hard to reach the vag hole.:( |
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| Brian Scott |
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
:stongue:
I'm so glad my parents never gave a /were never around. |
And now we begin to understand Banora's frustration with sex/relationships... |
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| Banora |
| quote: | Originally posted by Brian Scott
And now we begin to understand Banora's frustration with sex/relationships... |
I'm glad they weren't around, trust me. |
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