FAO: MellyMel (and the 4 other actual women on TA) (pg. 91)
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Ania_xox |
quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
the woman does all of my laundry and picks up my dry cleaning or else she gets no cock.
it is fair, because i do all of the cooking and cooking clean up.
i sure as hope she is not like my mom, because the bitch never did my laundry after 12. |
that's a sweet deal
I would glady do all the cleaning and laundry if my man worked the kitchen
He knows how to cook, he just rarely is in the mood. Plus I think I have a wifey side to me where I really enjoy making us food.
Last night a whole bunch of his relatives flew in from Scotland and we were all out having dinner and he was flattering me in front of all of them describing what I had made for dinner the night before. |
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Ania_xox |
:stongue: :stongue:
lmao
just a few days ago I was in the shower when he came home and when I got out, I saw that my panties weren't on my bed where I had left them
and I'm like "Marc where are my panties?"
he goes "Oh i just put them on your chair"
I grabbed them and walked over to him and I'm like "you smelled them didn't you?"
he just turned red and was like SHUT UPPP :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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squirrelly |
quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
that's a sweet deal
I would glady do all the cleaning and laundry if my man worked the kitchen
He knows how to cook, he just rarely is in the mood. Plus I think I have a wifey side to me where I really enjoy making us food.
Last night a whole bunch of his relatives flew in from Scotland and we were all out having dinner and he was flattering me in front of all of them describing what I had made for dinner the night before. |
It's the Polish in us. All we know how to be be is good wives :stongue: |
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elFreak |
to be fair she works 75 hours a week sometimes and well that deserves a home cooked meal.
bitch can't work enough to not wash the stains out of my undies though.
/ike turner
also she can cook, but i cook better :p |
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Slylee |
patrick can cook too but only does it once in a while when he can sense i don't feel like it. he's awesome on the grill. that's how it should be though he's a man. gets my steaks perfect every time. |
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squirrelly |
He always does the grill. Steaks and burgers and yum yum :) |
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bas |
quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
she's totally not joking. |
lol no kidding |
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squirrelly |
I've always thought the Mac guy was cute
He's not overly beefy. Something about him is just CUUUUTE |
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Slylee |
quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
I've always thought the Mac guy was cute
He's not overly beefy. Something about him is just CUUUUTE |
WTF lol maybe if i were doing some teacher/studen role playing. he looks like a teenager:wtf: |
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elFreak |
is that drew barrymore? |
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squirrelly |
Yeah they've been dating a little while.
Lol Jamie he's like 31?
and my bf turns 35 next week and he does NOT look it :p
I dunno, he's cute :) |
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gehzumteufel |
quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I agree...but I also think that men don't want another mother. :p |
Bitch I know! I was just saying! :mad: :p |
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