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| wienerschnitzel |
| it doesn't matter bas.. i still horribly mutilated my son.. which makes me a HORRIBLE parent. :gsmile: |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
it doesn't matter bas.. i still horribly mutilated my son.. which makes me a HORRIBLE parent. :gsmile: |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
it doesn't matter bas.. i still horribly mutilated my son.. which makes me a HORRIBLE parent. :gsmile: |
I hope your son files a lawsuit against you and takes you for everything you're worth. |
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| yukii |
| The word being flung around in this thread has officially made me horny :o |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| if circumcision is the worst thing that ever happens to my son i will consider myself (and him) incredibly blessed... |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
if circumcision is the worst thing that ever happens to my son i will consider myself (and him) incredibly blessed... |
You would say that!
You've set him up for a lifetime of brutal, punishing, sublimated neurosis which will subconsciously color all of his interactions in many ways you can't begin to conceive of; that he, himself, will remain completely and woefully unaware of - but it WILL be there.
You've sewn the wind, now! |
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| wienerschnitzel |
OMG call social services!!! seriously! i live in medicine hat, alberta.. look it up and call them because i'm a ing NIGHTMARE of a parent. Forget that i forfeited my career to stay at home and raise my children, giving them good food and nice clothes and toys.. i'm sure they don't appreciate all the stories and other things i do for them.. that, i CIRCUMCISED my son. wow. and not only that.. NO one in my part of the world does it.. i'm the only one. I did it just to torture my child. I'm sure he'll hate me once he realizes what we've done. Seriously, this is dumb.
http://www.circlist.com/rites/canada.html |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
Forget that i forfeited my career to stay at home and raise my children, giving them good food and nice clothes and toys.. i'm sure they don't appreciate all the stories and other things i do for them.. |
I'm sure Soloman would give that all up to have his foreskin back. Having a good childhood is nice but nowhere near as important as foreskin. |
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| yukii |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
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He will thank you when he starts going to school and sees his buddy get a huge painful infection on his uncircumcised wee wee :o |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by yukii
He will thank you when he starts going to school and sees his buddy get a huge painful infection on his uncircumcised wee wee :o |
or he will thank him the first time he goes to some chick and he feels nothing because the doctor did this to his penis
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
OMG call social services!!! seriously! i live in medicine hat, alberta.. look it up and call them because i'm a ing NIGHTMARE of a parent. Forget that i forfeited my career to stay at home and raise my children, giving them good food and nice clothes and toys.. i'm sure they don't appreciate all the stories and other things i do for them.. that, i CIRCUMCISED my son. wow. and not only that.. NO one in my part of the world does it.. i'm the only one. I did it just to torture my child. I'm sure he'll hate me once he realizes what we've done. Seriously, this is dumb.
http://www.circlist.com/rites/canada.html |
I have been circumcised, you vicious monster!
Although I am completely unaware of any ramifications, whatsoever, from my mutilation day; although nary a thought of my condition and the powerlessness over said "medical" decision; I am almost certain that many things would be slightly different in subtle, indefinable ways which are ultimately intangible and more than likely inconsequential.
You are truly Mommy Dearest. |
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| Lira |
| And people say I have too much time on my hands. Over 200 replies about foreskin!? At least I type fast and without thinking, though I reckon this is probably the case here as well :P |
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