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Banging Coworkers? (pg. 8)
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| epicaricacy |
i never had a problem, and i rape a lot of women. i never got laughter, crying maybe, but not laughter.
those chicks might make jokes about how uncut cocks look, but most of them also have ugly pussies. |
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| Esiotrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
My reading the map wrong doesn't make the turtleneck sweater on your any more appealing to the 12 year old girls. |
Fixed. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| An uncut only looks weird when it's flaccid. And you don't a flaccid cock, so who cares? Unless you don't wash it what's the problem? |
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| epicaricacy |
if you turn a woman on, by the time you have your out she doesn't really care what it looks like.
solution: be a good lover and you can have the ugliest in the world but still get it sucked 100% of the time. |
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| geroin |
| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
I was going to try and write a funny post to speak to this but the way you've framed it is so utterly ridiculous that the joke kind of writes itself. It's like Woody Allen wrote a script based on a case study of a Freud Patient with mutilation issues masking an Apron Strings perversion with mommy. |
what the are you talking about
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
:stongue:
I'm glad my parents had the doctor lop off the extra foreskin when I was a baby. Hell, I don't remember it. But I certainly do remember the countless times I've heard women laugh about uncircumcised dicks and talk about how nasty they look! :p |
yeah because those same women would not bang an uncircumcised male right? lol
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
My reading the map wrong doesn't make the turtleneck sweater on your any more appealing to the ladies. |
what is this a ing fashion contest? you got your ing chopped buddy |
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| Arbiter |
| At times like these, I wonder whether some guys would rather stick their in a chick's ass or put it on display in an art gallery. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| You have to wonder about a woman who can look at an uncircumsized and not have any effect on it. That is, if a guy's got his dick out in front of a chick and he's still flaccid, obviously the woman sucks, not the cock. |
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| epicaricacy |
| i get it now, obama must be uncut or something. |
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| leph555 |
| quote: | Originally posted by epicaricacy
i get it now, obama must be uncut or something. |
pitch this to the media! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| lol "pitch" |
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| epicaricacy |
which reminds me of a funny story...i have only once had a woman be kind of iffy when it came to sex because of being uncut...it wasn't because of how it looked, but because she was jewish. I made her feel naive and stupid for her religious beliefs, and in the end she gave in.
I never called back afterward, and about a week later she came by the bar i was working at at the time to call me out for pumping and dumping. You should have seen her face when i told her the reason was i don't date jews.
in frock 1
kosher laws 0. |
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