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Banging Coworkers? (pg. 33)
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| Lunar Phase 7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
It actually would have been better had he used "morale." It still wouldn't have been good, but less bad. |
No it wouldn't because then I would be changing the word, so it would not be a play on it, would it?
If your mind worked faster than a Mexican snoozing of a tequila hangover, you might have seen the lol.
Then again perhaps not, but I'm not gonna take offence. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
Why read your posts when we can take personal offense to them instead??!! Does the CAS know what an awful mother you are? :mad: |
they're only a phone call away! :gsmile: |
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| Silky Johnson |
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| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
Actually, she supports horrible genital mutilation and should be stoned to death in front of all the insecure, pissed off, nou-ish anteater cheesedicks. |
LOL, you have no helmet hood. |
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| ziptnf |
| Ooh, he mad that my girlfriend doesn't have to lick the ricotta out of my for me to get off. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| It's really more like a wrinkly, little bonnet, don't you think? A wee little bonnet one might don whilst plucking plump strawberries amidst the fervent fields of lavendar on a warm, English day in June. Aww. |
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| Lunar Phase 7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
Ooh, he mad that my girlfriend doesn't have to lick the ricotta out of my for me to get off. |
No you mad you were violated at birth.
If I want to pretend to be Jewed I simply pull my foreskin back. It's simple, and also it feels miles better when a girl is tossing you off.
Even if your ricotta statement held true, I'd take that over having a permanent mushroom. |
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| Lunar Phase 7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
It's really more like a wrinkly, little bonnet, don't you think? A wee little bonnet one might don whilst plucking plump strawberries amidst the fervent fields of lavendar on a warm, English day in June. Aww. |
A delightful analogy. |
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| ziptnf |
| When LP7 pulls back his foreskin the chicks can't wait to wrap their mouth around that little brown nugget that smells like a retirement home. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Ewwww, front to back, front to back! |
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