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Passive-aggressive Facebook status updates (pg. 13)
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| yukii |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
Well yeah. Either you're gushing about how big it is or you're not gushing at all. Why would anyone say "Wow my bf has such a small, pathetic, needledick - but he REALLY knows how to use it!"
So yeah, I don't call bull. If not for reason stated above, simply for the fact that chicks love cock. They have no reason to lie about it. |
So, if I don't gush or post constantly about my bf's dick, that means he probably has a needledick/chode? What about the girls who prefer to keep things private & are blessed with a big, wet cock? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Shut up yukii. :mad: |
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| WittyHandle |
| Your decision to share your hermaphroditic state or keep it to yourself is yours and yours alone. |
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| yukii |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Pie
Shut up yukii. :mad: |
:p
Just representing the girls that don't gush their entire private life on the interwebz. I think girls that do that, just spend too much time sitting in front of the computer & should find some hobbies. And like Kevin said, I bet some are flat out lying. |
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| Renzo |
Wet cock?
As opposed to? A dry one? |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
Wet cock?
As opposed to? A dry one? |
I know right! Roosters by nature are not aquatic birds. IDK WTF she's talking about. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| why do guys care how big their dicks are compared to other girls bfs? never understood that. I have friends who are so uptight about the size of their dick. its like a weak point in their armor because theyre not 8 or 9 inches. who gives a as long as its gettin used. I got a pretty average size dick its not big tis not small but its size in no way bugs me. ive neverheard any complaints and as long as poppin one off every oncei n a while Im happy as a lark. my balls are in HUGE though. when theyre floppin out in the open and theres a gust of wind they sway like a newtons cradle |
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| Renzo |
I like to rub my wet all over Ygrene's ear.
Birds, man. You know? . |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
I like to rub my wet all over Ygrene's ear.
Birds, man. You know? . |
All I know is that we better look the F out when Stu comes flying in here with a massive boner. |
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| yukii |
| :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by yukii
:p
Just representing the girls that don't gush their entire private life on the interwebz. I think girls that do that, just spend too much time sitting in front of the computer & should find some hobbies. And like Kevin said, I bet some are flat out lying. |
Of course. But just go with it, ok? BITCH. :mad: :mad: |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
Birds, man |
crrrrrrrrooooooooooooooo |
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