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Passive-aggressive Facebook status updates (pg. 7)
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I have to admit I sort of miss the drama. All those highs and lows, that vivid roller coaster of emotions. The way people were relentless about jostling, competing, testing each other. Always some breaking news happening with somebody.
Life seems so slow and sedate anymore.
*sigh*
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You've chosen this. |
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| Ania_xox |
Sometimes I wish I was still fat because my tittays were bigger.
Large breasts pose a hazard when I'm plowing away with the Hitachi drill press though. So it's better this way |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You've chosen this. |
Of course. Most do.
And it definitely has its advantages. Otherwise they wouldn't choose it. |
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| Renzo |
| Stop getting all serious, guys. I can't jerk off to this. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
PS. Selma has the best facebook statuses |
This!
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
Large breasts pose a hazard when I'm plowing away with the Hitachi drill press though. So it's better this way |
Please elaborate, this is interesting. |
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| Vivid Boy |
I in loved highschool. My group of friends and I ruled the school. Rod Rico was known as a rapist because at a party he gave everyone G and some girl passed out and some creepos played with her titties.
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its no big deal she woke up the next day and got gang banged by a bunch of black guys that night by her own free will but she tried to cover up her sluttiness by blaming rod rico. I just remember being on a load of ex pills and people kept tellin me I looked like i was about to die and then playin with some chicks titties while she was passed out. good times.. good times |
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| Renzo |
| FB is cool because people believe I'm completely infatuated with knowing when they check in to Starbucks. |
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| Domesticated |
| Facebook is like Twitter, it would be brilliant if not for people. |
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| Ania_xox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
This!
Please elaborate, this is interesting. |
One time, I had a block of wood in my apron and it kept hitting the paddle switch on the drill press at work and the whole thing would lock down :stongue:
This was happening for about half an hour and I was swearing all kinds and trying to figure out wtf was wrong with this brand new $300 machine
I imagine big boobies would similarly get in the way when using these kinds of bench tools or any stationary tools for that matter. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
i commented one time and said "well, you could always do the adult thing and try to mediate your problems face-to-face with the people involved instead of complaining on the internet about it" to which she replied "if you don't like what i'm saying then get off the internet" LOL. dumb bitch. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: ing awesome |
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| yukii |
I had a dumb bitch add me who CONSTANTLY wrote "love you always, hubby baby <3 the one for me- happy month & a half!!!" and by the hour, she would like and like and like those sappy love quotes, "i've been searching for the one, and i think i've finally met him".. "i dont think i like you, i know i love you!".. etc...etc.. At their 3 month mark, FINALLY i woke up to read on my news-- xxxxxxxx is now single :stongue: followed by like after like after like of girl power phrases.
This drives me nuts and i delete people like this- of course, after i see the 'relationship' crash & burn :gsmile: |
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