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Passive-aggressive Facebook status updates (pg. 4)
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| Silky Johnson |
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| Ygrene |
I just went back and read all my status updates from the last year and a half or so. My favorite was something like this:
My wife honest to goodness just asked me: "Did you like the smell of that thing I put in the toilet this morning?" |
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| Renzo |
| Did you ask her, "yeah, but who in their right mind puts freshly-baked cinnamon buns in the toilet, anyway? Weirdo." |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Well... did you? |
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| Renzo |
Hal enjoys toilet talk. And whores.
Preferably at the same time. |
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| Lira |
A friend had a quote that was supposedly from Plato as his status on gtalk, something like "Some kids are afraid of the dark, and some grown-ups are afraid of the Light" (based on a quote Plato apparently never said: "We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light."). It used to strike me as so condescending because his religion is "the Light" (it's a common metaphor used by them) and anyone that isn't into it is supposedly afraid of "the knowledge".
One day I eventually told him that I wasn't afraid of their beliefs, they just didn't make any sense.
Edit: Ooops :p |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Well... did you? |
*shifty eyes* |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
One day I eventually told me that I wasn't afraid of their beliefs, they just didn't make any sense. |
Did you have an enjoyable conversation with yourself? |
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| Renzo |
Yeah, but Lira only has Japanese people on his FB.
And really, they only see half the screen. |
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| couch-potato |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
It used to strike me as so condescending because his religion is "the Light" (it's a common metaphor used by them) and anyone that isn't into it is supposedly afraid of "the knowledge".
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You're friends with a paladin!?
AWESOME! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
Hal enjoys toilet talk. And whores.
Preferably at the same time. |
Renzo enjoys Hal enjoying. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by couch-potato
You're friends with a paladin!?
AWESOME! |
LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! |
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