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Passive-aggressive Facebook status updates (pg. 20)
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
INSTEAD OF BUYING A FLATSCREEN FOR THE BASEMENT I BOUGHT DIAMOND EARRINGS FOR MY WIFE CAN YOU UNDERSTAND MY ANGER PLEASE TELL ME YOU TUMBLE DRY THEM ON LOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD |
I IRON THEM. WITH NO STEAM. THAT GETS RID OF MOST OF THE MOISTURE. THEN I HANG DRY THEM TO FINISH UP THE JOB. |
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| EddieZilker |
| :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
Just reading shaw's latest post on its own, it looks like he is saying he irons the diamond earrings that Ygrene bought for his wife.
:wtf: |
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Just reading shaw's latest post on its own, it looks like he is saying he irons the diamond earrings that Ygrene bought for his wife.
:wtf: |
Ygrene sent me coal for Christmas, so I ironed it and sent it back to his wife. He is taking credit for them now. :mad:
Foiled yet again. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Ygrene's heart about to explode
at mention of Shaw's mismanaged laundry load
Diamond earrings he leaves for his wife
a keepsake memory from the end of his life |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Ygrene's heart about to explode
at mention of Shaw's load |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Jive Bo Jingles thinking he's smart
Pervy trolling just aint his art |
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| shaw |
Ygrene asked his wife for beers
Instead, she made a trip to Sears
His face and teeth began to clench
At his gift--a Craftsman wrench. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by shaw
I IRON THEM. WITH NO STEAM. THAT GETS RID OF MOST OF THE MOISTURE. THEN I HANG DRY THEM TO FINISH UP THE JOB. |
I REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE FRIENDS :mad: :mad: :mad: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Ygrene bustin out the angry face
projecting wrench anger in this place
Wench hatin' aint no way to spend
His Kenmore rage commercial trend |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by shaw
Ygrene asked his wife for beers
Instead, she made a trip to Sears
His face and teeth began to clench
At his gift--a Craftsman wrench. |
lolololol
I really did ask for Craftsman wrenches this year
Everyone making fun of me
I'll laugh last you wait and see
You've found my weakness and try to attack it
Just like highschool and my Members Only jacket
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