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Passive-aggressive Facebook status updates (pg. 15)
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| Vivid Boy |
| look at that spice rack eh eh eh |
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| Vivid Boy |
so i just remeasured my dick for you guys so you can compare. 5 1/2 inches
IN GIRTH!
my balls are soooooo in HUGE tho. they teabag in the toillete water when i sit down to take a |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? |
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Is that a Kenmore? I love Kenmore! |
Ooooooooo you done star'd som'n now, boy! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I'm just sayin'. Kenmore is top of the line. All others are cheap imitations. What's so bad about a man's factual preference toward the highest quality products? |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? |
i can throw em over my shoulder and drag em like a boulder. yes indeed my balls do Hang Low |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Is that a Kenmore? I love Kenmore! |
ARCHENEMY. :mad: |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I'm just sayin'. Kenmore is top of the line. All others are cheap imitations. What's so bad about a man's factual preference toward the highest quality products? |
because you dont need all that turbo boost supercharge bull. you just need something that gets the job done at a fair price. and here at tranceaddict appliances we sell just that! GOOD RELIABLE not imitation but innovation appliances! I can see you tonight havin a late night hunger creepin out of the room with your wife fast asleep. Thinkin mmmm i could really go for cold turkey leftovers. you open that fridge take that chicken out and bite into it...and yout hink to yourself "goddamn hopin horny toads, what is keepin my chicken at such a perfect temperature for my late night snackin tonight?" you close that fridge, gun ahead close it. look at that label what does she say??? KenBore. thats right and you made this purchase for only $1200. What dawesay we gun over to my desk here and draft up these final contracts |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Does it ever cause vapor lock during sex? Seems like if she held her breath too, she'd bust right open like a cantaloupe. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| That was the most magical segue in the just-now history of magical segues. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| shes tighter then an asians bushy i can promise you that partner. not only that but my wife shes a big ol country gal, maaaan she can cooked up somethin foul some nights. Great eats terrible reak. I says to her i says honey put that leftover into dis fridge ere. N lets go up n play cops n robbers nawmsayin partner. well after 4 hours of riding that buckin bronco I noticed the only stench comin from the ol kitchen was our two saggy sweaty asses. that good ol american lovin food smell did not leave the fridge. What daya say we go over here and sign these contracts my good sir? |
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| couch-potato |
What's up with asians and bushes though.
I mean really. |
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