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| Fraggle |
hmm...one day i may read through this thread to see what's going on
...for now, think i'll just whore another one :):):)
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| Porky |
where are my fellow ninja's from australia!!!
N I N J A - P O W A H ! |
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| Tweak |
Oh well, who am I to reseest eet?
whorin' it up! Nearly 2000 replies....
can i be a ninja? |
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| Philby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Porky
where are my fellow ninja's from australia!!!
N I N J A - P O W A H ! |
when u make a mask u can call yourself a ninja! until then, take a hike! :) |
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| TranceBunnY |
| quote: | | when u make a mask u can call yourself a ninja! until then, take a hike! |
witcha all the way Philby.
my mask is in wash, never fear i got my Y fronts as back ups. |
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| Philby |
lol
i think we actually have a digital camera here, ill have to have a go sometime :)
hey
we have over 15000 posts in this forum now :)
nearly 2000 in this thread :) |
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| InAcoma |
ok we have had lame jokes
now lame pick up lines
:rolleyes:
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under... ;) |
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| Fraggle |
BANKSTOWN HIGH SCHOOL
CITY OF BANKSTOWN
HSC
MATHEMATICS EXAM
NAME…………………
GANG…………………
1. If Mohamed lowers his WRX 2 inches front and back and puts on stolen 18-inch Zepter Wheels, how
many inches has he originally lost from the stock suspension
2. If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaved, how many razors will he need before he goes
gym at 8.00pm?
3. If Mustuffa runs 10 kms from the police in Lakemba to Punchbowl then steals a car and drives another
5 kms to Bankstown, how many kilometers has he traveled if he ends up hiding in Wiley Park
4. Omar has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an “8 ball” to hamil for $320.00 and 2 grams to Akhmed
for $85.00 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
5. If Ahmed receives $200.00 per week disability allowance from centerlink and works for his brother
as a builder and receives a further $400.00 per week and then pays $10.00 per week for each of his
11 children for school, how much money does he have left to buy a smashed tarago from the auctions
6. If the average spray can covers 22 square meters and the average letter is 8 square centimeters, how
many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint
7. if Soula needs 25 mls of wax per day to get rid of her facial hair and Soula is only 19 years old, how
many mls will her mother need if she is 47?
8. Mohamed has a AK-47 with 2 x 30 round clips. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at
each drive-by shooting how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?
9. If Jim changes the oil in his Fish & Chips shop deep fryer every 18 months and this costs him
$400.00, how often should he change the oil if he wants to spend only $180.00 per annum on new oil
10. If Abdo runs a Donor Kebab shop and works as a taxi driver on weekends and earns $1,200.00 per
week, how much does Centerlink give him for his job search allowance?
11. If Bankstown`s ethnic community is increasing at a rate of 3.5% per month, the overall population
increasing at 2.1% per month, at what rate are the Aussies leaving?
12. Nabil wants to cut his 8 ounces of heroin to make a 20% profit, how many ounces of cut will he need
13. Chang gets $200.00 for stealing a BMW, $150.00 for a Commodore and $100.00 for a Falcon. If he
has stolen two BMW`s and Three Falcon’s, how many Commodores will he have to steal to make
1,800.00?
14. If Bilal gets a haircut and gets a number 2 on the sides and a number 3 on top, then he goes back 3
weeks later and gets a number 1 all round, how much has his hair grown in 3 weeks: (Assume that
his hair grows evenly at a rate of 2 mm per day)
15. Quang is pimping for three girls. If the price is $75.00 for a trick, how many tricks will each girl
have to turn so that Quang can pay for his $200 per day crack habit?
16. If Greg Smith hears the word “yullah” approximately 55 times per hour in Bankstown Square, How
many times will he hear the word “mate” in Penrith Plaza, if Bankstown has a population of 85,000
and Penrith has a population of 10,000?
17. If Luigi drives his family and cousins all in one car from Leichardt to Stanmore, how many round
Trips will he need to make if 40 of his relatives need a lift and he can put 12 people in his Valiant
Any one given time?
18. If Ahmed uses 1 kg of “bog” to fix his smashed car, how many cans of spray paint will he need if
Hardware House is selling them for $9.00 each and each can has 85 mls and the ambient air
Temperature averages at 22.5 degrees Celsius?
19. Trinh is in prison for six years for murder. He has received $10,000 for the hit. His common law wife
is spending $100.00 per month. How much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how
many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?
20. If Mario's dad has his top 3 buttons of his shirt open and he reveals 1 x golden cross and 2 other golden
ornaments, and has approximately 17 sq cm of hair coming from his chest with an average length of
2 cm, what is the probability that the ornaments will be visible from:
a) 2 feet away …..%
b) 5 feet away …..%
c) 100 feet away …..%
21. If Effie's mum sells her galaktoboureko for $2.oo per slice and she wants to make make an extra 10%
profit on each slice, how many sheets of filo pastry will she leave out if the filo pastry costs 62c a sheet
and she normally uses 17 sheets on each tray which she cuts it into 16 slices?
22. Hamul has knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What percentage of the girls
in the gang has Hamul knocked up?
23. If George has $12,000.00 and buys 2 smashed cars from the auctions, how much will it cost him to
fix them if his friend from school Ahmed is a panel beater and charges him Habib rates of $40.00
per hour?
24. If Layla has to move her eyes 50 degrees to the right when doing her math’s HSC exam to see Julie
Wilson's answers, how many degrees will she have to move her head if Michelle, Linda and Lisa are
Sitting 1 meter apart from Julie?
END OF EXAM
heheheh :D |
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| TranceBunnY |
-"Excuse me, Can I borrow a quarter to go call my mother. I got to let her know I found the women of my dreams."
-Hey, Baby. Have sex with me and I won't bother you again!
-Is your dad a terrorist? Cause your the bomb!
-I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE A VIRGIN BUT COULD I HAVE THE BOX IT CAME IN?
-man: are you jamaican?
woman: why?
man: cause jamaican me horny.
MAN: HEY ARE YOU FROM TENNESSE?
GIRL: NO, WHY?
MAN: CAUSE YOUR THE ONLY TEN I SEE!
-:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Az |
| all those work well :) |
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| Fraggle |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceBunnY
-man: are you jamaican?
woman: why?
man: cause jamaican me horny.
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
heheheheheeheh!!!
:):):)
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| radicool |
Damn people.....130 pages on this thread alone...
Let's keep it going and let this thread be the longest thread in like the whole TA forum heheheheh |
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