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Matthew Flinders' Cat
by Bryce Courtenay
Online Price: $34.95
Billy O'Shannessy, once a prominent barrister, is now on the street where he sleeps on a bench outside the State Library. Above him on the window sill rests a bronze statue of Matthew Flinders' cat, Trim. Ryan is a ten-year-old, a near street kid heading for all the usual trouble. The two meet and form an unlikely friendship. Appealing to the boy's imagination by telling him the story of the circumnavigation of Australia as seen through Trim's eyes, Billy is drawn deeply into Ryan's life and into the Sydney underworld. Matthew Flinders' Cat is a modern-day story of a city, its crime, the plight of the homeless and the politics of greed and perversion. It is also a story of the human heart, with an enchanting glimpse into our past from the viewpoint of a famous cat. |
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Anime News
» Friday, December 13th
Ghost in the Shell 2 Announced
Production IG has officially announced that the second GitS movie, "Innocence: Ghost in the Shell" is currently in production, with assistance from Studio Ghibli, for Japanese in 2004. The Production IG homepage hints that the new film is a love story, and Mamoru Oshii, in an interview published in the current issue of Raijin Game & Anime Magazine states that the new film will be more erotic and unlike his previous works.
Source: Anime News Network |
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US Brand Regains Foothold Downunder
GT Bicycles has appointed The Bicycle Authority, Melbourne, Australia, as its sole Australian distributor of GT Bicycles, according to Pete Garski, GT’s director of international sales. Tom Sherlock, The Bicycle Authority’s managing director, announced the company’s appointment at the recent Taipei International Cycle Show in Taiwan April 11-14. |
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| The Kailis family opened the first Red Rooster store in the Perth suburb of Kelmscott in 1972. Myer purchased the business in July 1981. In 1992, Red Rooster bought the Big Rooster chain to expand into the eastern states. These stores were re-branded as Red Rooster. In May 2002, Red Rooster was purchased by Australian Fast Foods. Currently there are over 290 Red Rooster stores in Australia represented in New South Wales, Victoria, ACT, Queensland, Western Australia and the Northern Territory.Franchise owners, trading under the Red Rooster brand operate some stores in Queensland and the Northern Territory. These franchisees undertake the same policies and procedures as company stores so that a highly consistent standard of quality products and customer service is maintained. |
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hello technaut :)
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Star Wars Galaxies Only to Allow One Character Per Account
Posted by chrisd on Saturday December 14, @04:08AM
from the one-one-r2d2-per-customer dept.
frotty writes "The developers of Star Wars Galaxies recently announced that the game would only allow a single character per purchased account on any server. This has outraged some, and relieved others." |
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner.
Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results.
He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
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| hmm ok...that's about an hour of whoring :) |
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aww i go and have me tea, come back and Fraggle is gone :(
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