| DJ_Ballistic |
| quote: | Originally posted by InAcoma
ok we have had lame jokes
now lame pick up lines
:rolleyes:
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under... ;) |
HAHAHAHA its gold.......ima use some of those, see if i can't get myself a slap in the face
heres some more stupid ones
u got 250 bones in ur body would u like another???
can i buy u a drink or should i just give u the money????
im a fireman from antartica
and the good ol' nice shoes wanna fuk??? WARNING: use this only on the most sluttily dressed ho's u can find......... |
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